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dummy@example.com (abraker) — Sat, 08 Oct 2016 06:33:33 +0000

Play online MMO's

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dummy@example.com (zini) — Sat, 09 Jul 2016 10:24:06 +0000

Play online MMO's

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dummy@example.com (Hades Izanami) — Fri, 08 Jul 2016 02:17:58 +0000

Play online MMO's

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dummy@example.com (Brian OA) — Fri, 08 Jul 2016 01:47:55 +0000

You shamelessly pull up some urethra insertion porn on your phone and begin to lightly beat off. You recall that you are nothing more than a degenerate and a bottom. As you put yourself down and lose yourself in the idea of being dominated by some imaginary girl that does not exist, you have already emptied your seed in your cup.

The salty mess has been sprawled chaotically about the kitchen, ruining your virgin granite tabletop.

Nonetheless, you decide to go all the way and stir the coffee with your meat rod. At first you nearly scald yourself, but you quickly adjust to the heat. You continue stirring until your sausage shrinks back to its sorry size and turns flaccid.

You take a whiff of your particular blend.

"NYOHO~" you exclaim in surprise, finding the mixture of manjuice and coffee beans extremely pungent. You take a sip with anticipation and—

[...]

You've finished evacuating your bowels.

Needless to say, you're now fully awake and ready to embark on a glorious day.

What do you do now?

[] Play MMOs
[] Go into town
[] Go to school
[] Learn how to skitch

Re: CYOA Thread

dummy@example.com (Hades Izanami) — Mon, 07 Dec 2015 20:42:19 +0000

Jack off into your coffee: 6
Import some top-tier Panamanian coffee beans: 3
Go over the process while talking to yourself in terribly broken English: 1
Pour the coffee over ice and drink it outside in the cold: 1

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dummy@example.com (LunarStorm) — Wed, 25 Nov 2015 14:52:31 +0000

[x] Pour the coffee over ice and drink it outside in the cold

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dummy@example.com (zini) — Wed, 25 Nov 2015 13:32:54 +0000

[x] Import some top-tier Panamanian coffee beans

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dummy@example.com (Shiringo) — Wed, 25 Nov 2015 07:10:51 +0000

[x] Import some top-tier Panamanian coffee beans
Were is my blueberry pie.

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dummy@example.com (ksg) — Wed, 25 Nov 2015 03:00:13 +0000

[x] Go over the process while talking to yourself in terribly broken English

Inside coffee is flesh.

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dummy@example.com (zertap) — Tue, 24 Nov 2015 18:33:12 +0000

[x] Jack off into your coffee

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dummy@example.com (UnderminE) — Tue, 24 Nov 2015 17:30:16 +0000

Mara wrote:

[x] Jack off into your coffee
WE KHELLY NOW

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dummy@example.com (Pirtelö) — Tue, 24 Nov 2015 17:02:56 +0000

[x] Jack off into your coffee

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dummy@example.com (abraker) — Tue, 24 Nov 2015 15:57:56 +0000

Aurelianus Augustus wrote:

[x] Jack off into your coffee

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dummy@example.com (Mara) — Tue, 24 Nov 2015 15:49:52 +0000

[x] Jack off into your coffee

WE KHELLY NOW

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dummy@example.com (Hades Izanami) — Tue, 24 Nov 2015 15:36:27 +0000

[X] Import some top-tier Panamanian coffee beans