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#46 Re: Off Topic » ITT: Pretend we are still writing in osu! OT » 2016-08-19 13:11:44
The one and only game in this fucking ship where the game decided I had suffered enough from ungodly RNG fucking me over 
Every fucking battle I've had in this fucking ship so far has been abyssmally horrible, on average 7/8 shells on a broadside target from 12km will miss where the 8th shell magically does 0 dmg on a penetration.
I mean really, the game mechanics doesn't change just because I'm playing a ship with slightly worse accuracy, it just means my shells should be slightly less likely to hit where I'm aiming, and yet somehow every salvo that I lead good would always seem to deliberately miss the target. 3 shells would ALWAYS go past their ship while another 4 would ALWAYS fall short and the 8th one would penetrate for anywhere between 0-4k dmg.
Game's fucking mocking me with this battle.
#47 Re: Off Topic » ITT: Pretend we are still writing in osu! OT » 2016-08-18 17:29:20
I'm the prettiest girl around, there I said it, fight me bitches.
#48 Re: Off Topic » ITT: Pretend we are still writing in osu! OT » 2016-08-18 17:13:19
Boat's probably just a closet faggot and got incredibly defensive about the word gay being used.
#49 Re: Off Topic » ITT: Pretend we are still writing in osu! OT » 2016-08-18 15:14:57
Inb4 questions about lack of anime posters.
#50 Re: Off Topic » ITT: Pretend we are still writing in osu! OT » 2016-08-18 11:13:13
Well letting it grow wildly ever since I graduated does wonders I suppose.
That's what, 9 years?
And my mother even got rid of about 15-20cm last year cos it was complete shit at the tips.
#51 Re: Off Topic » ITT: Pretend we are still writing in osu! OT » 2016-08-18 11:04:38
So I just cut my hair.
65cm of torment off my shoulders.
Soon to be shipped off to be turned into a wig to make some young girl happy after her chemotherapy.
I'd post the pre/post pics but my mother ran off with them.
#52 Re: Off Topic » ITT: Pretend we are still writing in osu! OT » 2016-08-17 23:16:50
Why don't you love me?
It's okay Mara, I love you like a brother.
Coming from me that's probably not a very good thing though seeing as I almost killed my brother once. :V
#53 Re: Off Topic » ITT: Pretend we are still writing in osu! OT » 2016-08-17 22:05:04
Too bad, all the diamonds have been tossed to the swines in lieu of pearls.
#54 Re: Off Topic » ITT: Pretend we are still writing in osu! OT » 2016-08-17 21:56:21
*checks previous page*
*spits my drink all over my desk*
What the fuck!
#55 Re: Off Topic » ITT: Pretend we are still writing in osu! OT » 2016-08-16 16:24:28
enet wrote:Both Anus and enet are incompetent fools; in what world would either of them get mod here?
fixed it for ya
Clarified it for you.
#56 Re: Off Topic » ITT: Pretend we are still writing in osu! OT » 2016-08-16 16:16:59
I'd be the perfect mod, I'd let everyone solve their problems on their own in a civilized way.
Except most of you are like a bunch of beheaded chickens.
#57 Re: Off Topic » ITT: Pretend we are still writing in osu! OT » 2016-08-16 14:44:28
Duck and lamb are best whos with me
Oh look, a Welsh pleb.
Sheepfucker go.
#58 Re: Off Topic » ITT: Pretend we are still writing in osu! OT » 2016-08-16 14:31:34
You people stay away from my pork chops and entrecôte.
And also my game meat.
#59 Re: Off Topic » ITT: Pretend we are still writing in osu! OT » 2016-08-16 13:01:51
Joke's on you, my pockets are filled by the government.
#60 Re: Off Topic » ITT: Pretend we are still writing in osu! OT » 2016-08-16 12:32:46
You're my filthy immigrant tho. And no, you can't have any negro pets in my house.
I'm going to invade your homeland and milk it for everything it's worth like a swarm of locusts.
It'll probably take years though so I hope you're stocked up on anti-depressants and have a good therapist.
