i smell bullshit on the "i haven't tried fried chicken" part

looks like we got another candidate for "The Trash Boat Sense of Humor Award"

it's called arabic

too young to be a human equivalent of a cancer tumor

i'd love to get into airsoft once more

can you guys recommend me good shit and not the stuff that easily gets torn apart with a few hundred shots

take a fucking chill tupsu someone besides customs here is a literal bag of shit so rurree and i over here can't do fucking physical

don't turn us down because "you feel like it" otherwise you can fuck off with your little safe space called secret santa

also if the message above isn't enough to go through your head, i'm in

actually vaping is a safer option and you wont get stuck with the shitty flavor of nicotine and death

Greetings, everyone. I am new. (One second – let me get this spork out of the
way.) My name is Katy, but you can call me the Penguin of Doom. (I’m laughing
aloud.) As you can plainly see, my actions have no pattern whatsoever. That is
why I have come here. To meet similarly patternless individuals, such as myself.

I am 13 – mature for my age, however! – and I enjoy watching Invader Zim
with my girlfriend. (I am bisexual. Please approach this subject maturely.)
It is our favorite television show, as it adequately displays stochastic
manners of behavior such as we possess.

She behaves without order – of course – but I wish to meet more individuals
of her and my kind. As the saying goes, “the more, the merrier.”

Ah, it is to laugh. Anyway, I hope to make many friends here, so please
comment freely.

Doom!

That is simply one of many examples of my random actions. Ha, ha. Fare
thee well. I wish you much love and waffles.

Yours,

The Penguin of Doom.