Cooking bacon is so damn easy to do though.
You take the strips out, slap them into a medium-high heated pan and let it fry on one side for about 2min before flipping them over to the other, then it's a matter on your prefered level of crispiness to further adjust +-30s.

I'd exercise but I swear I'm allergic to sweating, I can't stand it.
Taking a daily 40 min a day walk/jog would greatly improve both my stamina and give me some stronger legs, but being the asocial shut-in I am I will not leave my house unless I'm forced to.

You need a degree on how to clean and cook? ;V

Made it better.

I already said it in the osu thread, but for a 60€ game (Triple-A title pricetag), the game is quite bad.
Currently sitting at a Mixed 57% Positive score out of almost 30k reviews, that's terrible.
You don't put a 60€ price tag on a game that can't even load the main menu without crashing.

So No Man's Sky finally released yesterday and thousands of people have already neg-rev'd it due to the game crashing, not booting at all or having 10fps on the lowest settings.

And that's why you don't preorder overhyped indie games selling at a triple-A price.

Retardedness should never be intentional, what benefit is there in publicly showing that you are retarded?
People aren't going to hold you in very high regard nor be impressed by your showoff of inferior educational standing.