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But did he bring sexy back?
Clearly he didn't, he's so lame.
wow it's my boyfriend he's bsck
It wasn't like I was super cast out but this was the case in middle school
High school was a fuckin blast though holy shit
friends suck a lot tho @ shani
at least imo I found it hard to make friends irl because I matured too faster than them imo
so it's just good to wait until ur out of school to do fun and great things with people who take life and deep shit more seriously
normies suck
Yeah only I kill my liver!
My birthday is coming up in a month so my liver needs training.
God bless miney. Only teacher I'd bang.
I promise I am; my bf's brother came up from out of town and we showed him around, coincidentally, I wasn't sick anymore so I was able to break my 3 week sober streak and drink to death the past two days.
I'm slowing down though; I'll be saving my liver for my birthday next month.
I ordered 3 midori sours at the bar last night and I died
God I'm so drunk
tupsu bby I measured myself wrong too many times, having known my true size, I bought 8 bras today
also my coworker fitted me today and showed me what I did wrong
I'm dumb af
tits
i got my tits fitted into a bra
im a 34D
y r u apologizin
it's bittersweet not having a dad
i developed a shitty mental illness and when i cry i usually ask for my dad then i cry remembering i dont have one
i havent admitted this online before hmm
#personalhikafacts
listen I'm really mentally unstable now if you don't mean this for real you should sayl it NOW or I'll believe you have no dad and the stereotypes are real
speak up while you can
nah i'm not joking i dont have a dad my mom is single af
i have a father figure who is my mom's friend
i think everyone knows that forreal though
i'm not really sad or anything i can do everything fine without my father and so can my brother and mother, and yes the stereotype is too fucking real of course
I wanted to make a racist dad joke but I'm not that terrible
just a little bit though
actually, you should know that i dont have a dad
i thought everyone knew that
he left when i was 7 lol
tough titties, I also don't get the joy behind getting shitfaced either. no fun allowed. go home
fuck you you're not my dad
