TIL if Anus was a woman he'd not be into himself.

Who needs strategy when you can zerg rush after 3min?

Well I know for a fact that my password isn't crackable within the next billion years or so, depends on which variation I utilize though.
Ofc that ain't gonna stop a trojan from installing a keylogger and finding my password so, meh.

Brown sugar?

Tsk tsk, I fall asleep and Anus goes full predator mode again, he sure loves all the underaged people in here.

And you think the solution is to kill yourself? As a final fuck you to the people who mistreated you? Yeah no, if those faggots you call friends really care that little about you they're gonna move on without you just as quickly as you off yourself.
Your parents and family are going to be depressed for life however, knowing that their sweet child would rather have its own bloodkin suffer forever just because a few people are being mean.

Stop being retarded and man the fuck up, go talk to people who actually care, let them know just how rotten you feel on the inside, sitting in a corner and drowning in your own misery is not the answer, go seek help, be it from your loved ones or professionally.

Go buy yourself a nice cut of steak instead, incinerate the fuck out of it until it is a nice medium rare/done (depending on how much of a savage you are) and sink your teeth into it.

But seriously though, suicide is never a solution.