I wish I fucking knew. They are also sometimes based on location (!!) which is the creepiest shit ever.

can't wait to be fluent enough in Finnish so that I gain the courage to ask all the dog owners here if I can pet their dogs

having kids is for rich people

I don't know the issue you have with your parents but very very relatable. Every time I spoke or speak with my parents I have to think steps ahead because only very much later down the line I realized that being open and vulnerable with them as their kids should be able to be is actually dangerous to my well being and safety. Idk if you live with them but moving out was a game changer for me. It wasn't enough to just move a city, only when I fucked off to FInland officially they have changed somewhat because they realized that I do, in fact, own my life and can do whatever the fuck I want.

With that being said I am now legally married & moved countries & feels kinda crazy lol

holy shit my son's so stupid just fuckn ask already

y'all need any more proof that being a woman is depressing by nature or

Idk my only experience with growing tits unnaturally would be when I took birth control which sure made me go a size up but it also made me suicidal so it wasn't worth it