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#98 Re: Off Topic » ITT: Pretend we are still writing in osu! OT » 2015-12-14 09:52:19

Pirtelö wrote:

quite some time since i've been to the t u u b a ts

Best place in earth

#101 Re: Off Topic » Tuuba Kings » 2015-12-14 08:59:49

Aurelianus Augustus wrote:

Wait, where do I fit into all of this? I cba going through 5 pages... all I see is that Brian is next to me and xxJesusxx is possibly tied to me in some way..... wat?

Your Father was Zertap and mother Shiringo.
Your Brothers were B1rd and Undermine. Sisters were Brian OA and Gumpyy
You were King ksg's wife in some point and at the same time Undermine fucked you so hard that you made inbred baby.
Now you are just and ordinary woman in Grangers court

The family tree is so big that its hard to understand now. I will take better picture next time.

#103 Re: Other media » Andrzej Sapkowski's The Witcher » 2015-12-14 08:46:43

Need to finish the first book. Played all the games. I'm at the end of Witcher 3 and I should finish it.

Hidden text

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Witcher 1 best game so far. Combat in Witcher 3 is ok. And I hate Witcher 2.
I want more WRPGs.

#104 Re: Off Topic » Tuuba Kings » 2015-12-13 16:46:37

We are back.

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Things are looking good in Tuuba finland but the lack of babys is rising.
So what happend between the year 886 - 915.

Ksg wanted one heir and he had 2 sons. Into and sev. So ksg banished sev and Into was the new heir
Kgs attacked the lands of slavs. But he was troubled by financial issues and got depressed
Died of depression
7 April 896

After the death of ksg Into was the king. But he did not last long he went war against the norway and won.
And then this happen.

Boring shit

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nobody cares about him he is not from tuuba

Long live the king Granger
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Granger
29 January 874
Is ksg's grandson.
B1rd has been in the prison for 25 years and he owns the land of karjala. So Granger let B1rd out.
Granger wanted the land that B1rd had and so he went war with B1rd. So B1rd is back at the prison and has only 1 province.
Granger went war against Sweden and won but his only son Ahvo died fighting against the Sweden king.
So now Granger needs a son. So he now has 3 wives and 1 lover. His lover gave Granger a son and 1 wive is pregnant and Granger is not the father.

Railey2
30 June 915
Is Grangers son. Just born.

fittan
29 July 908
Grangers daughter.
Is slow like his father

Cute grill

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Fuz
1 November 875
Is ksg's Granddaugher.
Is a wife of High Chief Tõll of Livonia. One of the Finlands vassal.

Cool guy

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B1rd
21 July 848
He wanted to be the king and didn't like ksg. He lived 30 years in prison and died there.
Died a natural death
18 September 911

UnderminE
10 August 852
Is a son of zertap and is the lord of Kola. He is the vassal of ksg.
His sons Undermine and zertap died of illness
He continued been the super sex king.

Sex 1

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Auni was 19 years old.

Sex 2

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Kukka was 27 Years old.

But the sex was not good enough.
Undermine died of severe stress.
21 July 913
Now his son Sárra owns the north kingdom of finland.

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