Thanks for reminding me that my current sleep schedule is beyond fubar and I'm meant to go to a party tomorrow and I'll probably be unable to fall asleep while everyone else are passing out from all the booze.
This year I'm gonna make sure I don't get a hangover though.

>Implying Anus has a driver's license and ever get his fat posterior out of his seat.

Found your fridge devoid of beer and vodka?

Keep your head below window level.

Oct 30th, yes I was born pretty much on halloween, 2spoopy.

First one, salmon w/ egg and spaghetti
I crack an egg and mix it in a bowl, roll a salmon filét in it and then adding some salt and pepper onto it before sprinkling breadcrumbs on it. Fry it on medium/medium-high on all 4 sides if possible. While it's doing that I add salt and pepper and maybe some crushed herbs and curry into the egg mix and pour that into the pan as well to make a tiny omelette (i.e flavour it however the fuck you want). Meanwhile I boil the water and add spaghetti to it. With all that on the stove I grab some mayo and pickled cucumbers, dicing up the cucumber and mixing in some mayo and ketchup to make a poor man's remoulade/mary rose sauce to serve on the side, once everything's done cooking I put it on a plate, dab some lemon extract onto the salmon and eat it.

Second one, some sad excuse for a chili con carne or whatever the fuck I wanna call it since I kinda made this myself by simply experimenting.
I peel and chop up 1-2 carrots and 1-2 onions (yellow or red), depending on size, fry that up a bit on both sides before adding half a kilo of ground meat (I prefer a mix of beef/pork as it is juicier), fry that shit up, flip it around and break it apart until the meat's brown all over. Then I add a carton of crushed tomatoes, a carton of various beans/peas and a bit of water, optionally also 2-3 dl of cremé fraiche (I think I need to stop with this since I've noticed myself getting noticably fatter after adding this, but it makes it so much more tastier), mix that up evenly until it's a nice color, meanwhile I'm once again boiling up water to make spaghetti. I let the stew simmer for a bit before adding salt, pepper, oregano, basil and thyme in various amounts, and of course, some chili for a little more bite. Oh right, I also have 1-3 crushed garlics sometime between frying the meat and adding the tomato. Then I mix it thoroughly and let it simmer for a bit more until the pasta's done, put that shit on a plate and shred some parmesan over it.

This post is already an essay, I might post some more meals later.

As for this perfume/cologne discussion, fuck that shit, people don't realize how much hazardous chemicals are in that shit, same with detergent, that shit stinks like fuck once you stay away from those things for a while.
Natural human pheromones are there for a reason, if two people think the other "smell nice", it's a sign of good genetical compability and that your children have a very high chance of inheriting good genes, perfume and such ofc mask this so that they can get some hay-lay and then have retarded kids cos they're trying to cheat natural selection and genetic evolution.