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enet

Womanizer

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Re: ITT: Pretend we are still writing in osu! OT

I don't settle for anything below high quality.

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B1rd

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Re: ITT: Pretend we are still writing in osu! OT

Having good quality doesn't mean you have to keep buying replacements things. That just means you like to show off to other people.

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Womanizer

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Re: ITT: Pretend we are still writing in osu! OT

Oh, I don't like to show off.  I like the feeling of buying something new and I'm big on cars so I put my money on that.

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sonatora

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Re: ITT: Pretend we are still writing in osu! OT

That would only apply to me if I kept a car for more than 3 years.  I like to buy a new model every year or so.

You fucking madman

I might get a BMW this year tho'. I really need a vehicle to go around because commuting sucks

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Ambivalence

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Re: ITT: Pretend we are still writing in osu! OT

Finished A Storm of Swords. It is truly the greatest high-fantasy/epic fantasy novel of the decade, and probably the best of its genre second to the Lord of the Rings or the Stand. If A Game of Thrones and A Clash of Kings are two sticks of dynamite, A Storm of Swords is a fucking nuclear warhead.

P.S. I know when to not bite off more than I can chew.

P.P.S. I'm actually just trying to spell Tupsu's name right in my signature : (

Last edited by Ambivalence (2016-06-10 02:21:38)

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Womanizer

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Re: ITT: Pretend we are still writing in osu! OT

Pff, excuses, we all know you went into that leg thread; saw her posts; got a boner with your Asian micropenis and instantly fell into a deep and dark thirst despite not knowing anything about the girl.  I know you Chinese people, Japanese people too; you creepy perverts.

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IppE

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Re: ITT: Pretend we are still writing in osu! OT

got a boner with your Asian micropenis

rude

Aurani

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Re: ITT: Pretend we are still writing in osu! OT

When the microbenis is just wrong.

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The original and not that king of thieves Aurelianus/Gilgamesh.

sonatora

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Re: ITT: Pretend we are still writing in osu! OT

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u4-FCsiF5x4

this looks amazing as fuck. i might reconsider dusting off my ps4 again

"Outcast, you came from nothing, you will die a nothing!"
"I came from somewhere.
And even if this destroys me, I will see it through"

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IppE

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Re: ITT: Pretend we are still writing in osu! OT

I feel like E3 scam trailers should have their own thread in other media.

sonatora

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Re: ITT: Pretend we are still writing in osu! OT

you think so?

the only thing that i don't put my faith on right now is watch dogs 2.

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Ambivalence

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Re: ITT: Pretend we are still writing in osu! OT

The best example of scam video game trailers: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yPq_NVi-TC4

The Division had arguably the greatest trailer Ubisoft ever created, yet it turned out to be nothing but disappointment in the end because Ubisoft PR censors players' complaints. "I can assure you the playerbase is still very healthy and exceeding our expectations" my fucking ass.

Let's hope that Dishonored 2 don't disappoint, Bethesda can publish some good games.

Last edited by Ambivalence (2016-06-10 14:29:26)

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Don't use “thought” verbs too much: thinks, understands, loves, hates, and a hundred others. Instead of characters knowing, present the details that allow the reader to know them. Instead of a character wanting something, describe the thing so that the reader wants it. Only specific sensory detail: smell, taste, and sound.

B1rd

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Re: ITT: Pretend we are still writing in osu! OT

The gaming industry is jews, all I'm waiting for is Mount and Blade 2

Ambivalence

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Re: ITT: Pretend we are still writing in osu! OT

Paradox Interactive is a saint-like video game publisher, and I'm not even a Swede. EA's Sim City franchise can kneel before the artifact that is regarded as Cities: Skylines. Crusader Kings II is also a pretty nice medieval Sims game too.

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Don't use “thought” verbs too much: thinks, understands, loves, hates, and a hundred others. Instead of characters knowing, present the details that allow the reader to know them. Instead of a character wanting something, describe the thing so that the reader wants it. Only specific sensory detail: smell, taste, and sound.

enet

Womanizer

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Re: ITT: Pretend we are still writing in osu! OT

Is Jew a good class in the South Park game?

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