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this entire thread feels like a bar like va-11 hall-a

but who's the bartender

Minyan the prophet

<3 u too bb, we care about you

Story time? Story time.

So that was like three or four years ago when I was going to my school (which I graduated two years ago) and I was diagnosed with some form of autism (albeit not a really disqualifying one, it's like so fucking mild that you might as well never notice I'm autistic at all besides some awkward quirks and rituals), my class was going on a trip to a good hotel in Croatia and I was still underage at the time so I prepared everything accordingly, filled out all the paperwork and paid the needed amount of money, all was going good until suddenly I have been called by the school principal only to be told that  "my attendance is no longer possible".

I ask them what the fuck is going on and they say "we couldn't find a person who'd assist you during the trip because we know how difficult it is for autistic people to perform social tasks, so unfortunately we had to exclude you from the trip" and my reaction was not really a pleasant one, I asked them if they really think I need someone who'd spoonfeed me and wipe my ass throughout the entire thing and they were going on defensive mode that the money will be paid back and shit, but anyway it ended up in me saying "Fuck you" to the school principal (and I even got away with it) and my day was fucking screwed.

I got back home fucking pissed and due to being autistic back in the time I had some bodily ticks like kicking things away and lashing out on literally nothing, so I swinged my legs in my room doing shit like battle stances but when I was doing one big swing, our family dog (who was getting old as fuck, grey hair on nose, deaf and that stuff) walked right into my room and my leg accidentally hit him. In his chest or somewhere close to his heart. And my mom saw it all. Dog ran away from room but suddenly started pissing himself on the floor spazzing and twitching while his tongue was out on the side of his cheek, all while my brain was having a hard time processing all that happened.

"OH FUCK BARRY'S DYING CARRY HIM TO DOG AMBULANCE OR SOMETHING" my dad drove in and carried him to his car, mom and sister got in but I wanted to stay at home because I didn't really know what was happening, once they got back after an hour or so, mom and sister said doctors were unable to save him, that was pretty fucked up for a while and I felt kinda guilty about it and I talked to my psychiatrist about it and after a few sessions I agreed that I couldn't have stopped it given my mental state back then so I just carried on and started to take exceptional care of our cat, the other pet who was around.

In the end the biggest fuss was made by my mom and sister not about the dead dog but about the fucking 200 € they had to pay for his incineration wtf
pathology/10

only if you give it away for free

HUMAN MASTER RACE DOES NOT DIE

No matter how shit you're having it right now, don't let it overshadow all the good things you achieved in your life! Having a bad time? FUCK THE BAD TIME. You are Sonatora and you are strong, period. Offing yourself is a permanent solution to a temporary problem and not the best one anyway, so stand up and stomp the fuck out of that problem until it no longer occurs.

well the only thing I am fairly unable to swallow are salads and some sauces like tzatziki and htipiti although one weird thing is i can eat loose raw veggies and fruits alright, maybe i should take the heiter approach and think to myself "SWALLOW IT BITCH" when i'm having a hard time eating stuff ;o

fuck floran, i am ready to fucking weed out all florans with zero regret as well as every single race except human, holy fucking shit i want to fucking slaughter murder annihilate eviscerate the fuckshit out of everyone, apex florans avians glitch, especially these fucking stinking apex orangutans fucking remove apex, kill big ape so i can claim the throne for myself and make their fucking orwellian world even worse
REMOVE APEX remove apex,
you are worst apex. you are the apex idiot you are the apex smell. return to 1984. to our floran cousins we welcome your race. you may live in the zoo….ahahahaha , avians we will never forgeve you. big ape rascal FUck but fuck asshole apex stink avian sqhipere shqipare..apex genocide best day of my life. take a bath of dead apex..ahahahahahAVIANS WE WILL GET YOU!! do not forget jew gold .florans we kill the greenfinger , floran return to your life of plantfuck….hahahahaha idiot apex and avian furfag smell so bad..wow i can smell it. REMOVE APEX FROM MULTIVERSE. you will get caught. apex+avian+floran+glitch=kill apex…you will genocide/ USCM alive in human, USCM making album of USCM . fast rape USCM human. we are rich and have gold now hahahaha ha because of USCM… you are ppoor stink apex… you live in a hovel hahahaha, you live in a yurt. USCM alive numbr one #1 human ….fuck the avian ,..FUCKk ashol apexs no good i spit in the mouth eye of ur flag and race. USCM aliv and real strong wizard kill all the apex and floran farm aminal with rap magic now we the human rule .ape of the zoo presidant big ape fukc the great satan and lay egg this egg hatch and apex wa;s born. stupid baby form the eggn give bak our clay we will crush u lik a skull of pig. human master race
HUMAN MASTER RACE MOTHERFUCKER