aww I missed mafia

Specifically where I'd rather not say due to privacy reasons but generalised it's a very small island in the pacific ocean.
My uncle let me and my cousins take his boat out to go diving and we originally just planned to check out some reefs and chill with parrotfish or some shit but when we dove into deeper waters a whale shark appeared out of nowhere from the deep blue which freaked the fuck out of me because the last time I had seen a whale shark in the wild was ages ago, when I was 6.

thx birthday buddy; I'm surprised you remember we share the same birthday, happy birthday to you too.  For the past few years I haven't really been looking forward to my birthdays because I dislike the idea of having to grow up.  Every birthday I look back and I steadily grow envious of when I had much less things to worry about; no responsibilities, no relationships, no lust for women and the freedom to live life as it went by.  Every year marks another year of my childhood ending and that innocent stage of my life despite all the terrible things that happened had moments that I truly cherished and can never relive again.  I have made a birthday wish for every year in my life and it has never changed one bit: I wish to be reborn and live a blissful childhood with a very loving mother and father, even if the condition for the wish coming true was an early death, terrible illness or genetic defect, I would trade anything for that experience.  Growing older though I know that wish could never come true and instead I look towards the future of when I get my own children and I can make make my wish come true through them.

I had a spooky, surprise encounter with a whale shark while swimming under the sea and I nearly shat my myself.

Who is this fool? ^

His use of words and sentence structure are different from a certain poster I used to know but what he's saying is as stupid and nonsensical as some of the shit that certain poster used to say.  I don't get it. *headscratch*

im okey mom

It's not scary, just disturbing.  There's no jump scares (or a lack thereof) so you don't need to worry about that; some parts I actually found funny and laughed because of how janky it looked.  The fact that you've already been spoiled and know there will be a twist already eliminates a good portion of the experience too.  Nothing too bad in my opinion; nothing is animated apart from one specific part so it's not like you'll see some incredibly fucked up shit, just some mildly fucked up shit.  I'll even slightly spoil it and say the most fucked up shit you'll see is a girl stabbing herself but that's it.  It's more of an acid trip and you'd have to be a massive pussy to be truly frightened of the game while playing it imo.  All it does is it gives you that mysterious, disturbing feeling and although that might put you off, the entire experience is great.

Why is this Boat fool suddenly reviving dead threads.