I think I fell in love.

When I was at a bank, withdrawing money from my acc, I opened the door for an older woman, maybe in her early 30s, and damn she not only looked beautiful, but she was also darn hot, and she raised her head as she said "thanks", looking all proud and full of self-importance.
I'd love to conquer her, if only we'd have met under different circumstances.

See EneT, I can still love. :p