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#61 Re: Off Topic » ITT: Pretend we are still writing in osu! OT » 2016-06-23 13:29:02
Apparently two thirds of a bottle of Jack Daniels is all I need to get drunk with around 15 ml of alcohol. I suck at drinking.
#62 Re: Off Topic » ITT: Pretend we are still writing in osu! OT » 2016-06-22 12:44:12
So, any one want to complain about Mighty No.9?
#63 Re: Off Topic » ITT: Pretend we are still writing in osu! OT » 2016-06-18 15:47:29
Aurani wrote:Aurelianus Augustus wrote:You can make mistakes and be retarded, but you can never be as retarded as Aurani
Sod off Anus.
Go away you copycat Aurani, I was the original Osu Aurani.
Aurelianus Augustus wrote:Go away you copycat Aurani, I was the original Osu Aurani.
Bitch please, you're nothing more than a tumor that I aborted a decade ago. And a really cancerous one at that. What hope do you think you have trying to replace the original with such a mutated visage.
What kind of autistic post is that. Stop being a disgusting mongrel and kiss me. I'm 100% child-flavoured, you'll enjoy it.
Fight Club: Tuuba edition
#64 Re: Other media » Music thread » 2016-06-15 05:20:30
#65 Re: Off Topic » Post your dreams » 2016-06-15 05:19:01
I dreamed that I was in my room, and I got tired, so I went to sleep.
Then, in my second dream, which is a dream within a dream, I realized I'm in a dream, and woke up. However, in actuality I'm still sleeping, and I'm still in my first dream.
Having false awakening sucks.
#66 Re: Off Topic » ITT: Pretend we are still writing in osu! OT » 2016-06-15 05:15:28
This album is actually applicable to all people with social anxiety.
#67 Re: Off Topic » ITT: Pretend we are still writing in osu! OT » 2016-06-14 12:43:43
B1rd wrote:A muslim walks into a gay bar.
Bartender: What will it be?
Muslim: Free shots for everyone!
Why can't the japanese police officer chase a black man?
Because he nigeru
That's like, a really bad joke. Sonatora, you're my friend, and you introduced me into this forum, and that's why I must point out your mistake.
I. The derogatory term for a black man is spelled "nigger", or "nigga". "nigeru" isn't the closest term for "nigger" in terms of syllables or pronunciation: "Nigger" has two syllables and is pronounced "nih-ger", "Nigeru" on the other hand, has three syllables, and is pronounced differently as "Nee-geh-roo". Here the effect of the double entendre - which means a word carrying two meanings is lost, as it is now two words, so the joke isn't funny anymore.
II. The Japanese term for "running away", "逃げる", doesn't translate very well into English because the Japanese term isn't often written in romaji.
#68 Re: Off Topic » ITT: Pretend we are still writing in osu! OT » 2016-06-13 02:39:46
Is PS Vita worth getting now? I looked at the games and I'm somewhat interested.
The only good games on the Vita are Persona 4 Gold, Tearaway, and Killzone:Mercenary. If you want you can also get Steins;Gate or Zero Escape: Virtue's Last Reward on Vita too.
#69 Re: Off Topic » ITT: Pretend we are still writing in osu! OT » 2016-06-11 14:18:52
Shit, I fucked up by wrongly recording the USD to RMB exchange rate, which led to a calculation mistake, and came up with a price of around 60 USD.
#70 Re: Off Topic » ITT: Pretend we are still writing in osu! OT » 2016-06-11 05:12:33
As a rule, mainstream games continually get shitter as they get dumbed for the plebs. It takes either takes an altruistic or niche game developer to make a good game rather than cashing in the moneys by "appealing to a wider audience".
You've probably never heard of Naughty Dog or CD Projekt, or maybe you hate their games too.
And also, I refuse to buy any of the new politically correct games like the new TF clones. Fuck women characters, fuck nigger characters, I'm not gonna buy it unless the majority is straight white males. And I know I sound hilariously like the strawman stereotype perpetuated by feminists, but it's because I'm so sick of progressive BS in video games that I absolutely zero tolerance for it.
Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas and The Walking Dead: Season One are good examples. They both have a black protagonist, and they tell a well-developed story that doesn't reek of PC. One thing minority activists don't seem to notice in games, is that in real life terms, such as population, they are the minority. Video games, in an attempt to emulate reality, has to portray the minority as a minority.
On a sidenote, I also hate Overwatch, for a different reason. Even after I paid 60 fucking bucks for the game, the game still asks me to pay for new skins in micro-transactions. Just make it a "freemium" game like TF2, or pay-once, play-forever game like what Payday 2 used to be.
#71 Re: Off Topic » ITT: Things that you do that you think other people shouldn't be doing » 2016-06-10 16:00:28
Alright, back on topic.
Things that I do that I think other people shouldn't be doing:
Yes, procrastinating! That's it! I'll just say:
procrastinating.
#72 Re: Off Topic » ITT: Things that you do that you think other people shouldn't be doing » 2016-06-10 15:42:33
Youtube Video w/ Sound. The assassination starts at around 1:12
Apparently the victim, Inejiro Asanuma was the leader of the Japanese Socialist Party who's trying helping the...Chinese Communist Party in Mainland China when Taiwan(Republic of China) was the recognized "China".(Goddammit this Proxy better be secure, I don't want my ass in jail for speaking ill of our overseers), and he was killed by a nationalist(not an ultra-nationalist, sorry I messed up) on stage in a televised debate.
Here's a photo of the nationalist trying to stab the senator again.
#73 Re: Off Topic » ITT: Things that you do that you think other people shouldn't be doing » 2016-06-10 15:34:51
I'll provide some examples:
there's this darkly comedic way of executing criminals
there's this sad footage of a man's last kiss with his lover
Overall, watching people die isn't as bad as what it sounds like.
#74 Re: Off Topic » ITT: Pretend we are still writing in osu! OT » 2016-06-10 14:35:25
Paradox Interactive is a saint-like video game publisher, and I'm not even a Swede. EA's Sim City franchise can kneel before the artifact that is regarded as Cities: Skylines. Crusader Kings II is also a pretty nice medieval Sims game too.
#75 Re: Off Topic » ITT: Pretend we are still writing in osu! OT » 2016-06-10 14:23:04
The best example of scam video game trailers: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yPq_NVi-TC4
The Division had arguably the greatest trailer Ubisoft ever created, yet it turned out to be nothing but disappointment in the end because Ubisoft PR censors players' complaints. "I can assure you the playerbase is still very healthy and exceeding our expectations" my fucking ass.
Let's hope that Dishonored 2 don't disappoint, Bethesda can publish some good games.
