Ah yes, shrooms, yet another of nature's creations that I can't stomach.

I already said it, she's better than the real thing because the real thing is repulsive.
Doesn't that make the real thing trash if it can't even begin to keep up with a fake?

As for eating veggies, I'm completely unable to stomach 90% of nature's candy. Apples, strawberries, they all taste terrible to me. People would always say to me "try these strawberries, they're sooo sweet" and then I feel like retching because of how disgusting they taste.

Cucumbers, carrots, squash, peas and other garden veggies I can stomach fairly well in moderation. Not tomatoes though, I don't find their texture pleasant to sink my teeth into.

My existance is ironic really, my parents both have green thumbs and I grew up on the countryside eating fresh veggies from our own garden, and yet I can't stomach most of it.

ITT: Girls faking cuteness to do cute things.

Hika confirmed for being nothing but sugar and curves.

If you keep eating all those cookies you're gonna become a sugar-mama.

Last I checked I'm allergic to something in pastries and various snacks, I get a terrible heartburn from it but I don't know what it is, it also rarely gives me blisters on my tongue.
And that's not mentioning my allergies to smoke, perfume and other smelly chemicals.
I should probably get a hazmat suit or something, it would probably be really sweaty, but at least it'd keep me safe.

Now if only Zertap actually was a drunkard loli with a fridge full of booze. '3'

@fittan You definitely need to perform an amputation on your brother ASAP.