enet wrote:

Either you're a jester or you're just completely trying to fool us.

Perhaps, we're all here being extremely paranoid? I mean, it's basically mafia's main goal to sow the seeds of panic so we start killing each other without any rational reasons, while they're watching us killing each other as if we're on some sick show.
So, let's calm down and try to reason somewhat, that's my suggestion.

enet wrote:

FirstTroph is 2nd in my suspicion list.  He may be an alcohol loving Russian but he's new to the town.  I heard whispers around the neighbourhood that the mafia have their own bar and I suspect he killed the bartender to remove competition.http://emojipedia-us.s3.amazonaws.com/cache/09/fc/09fc4893ccbbe8d2fa973a4953bfb49f.png

What say you?!!

Damn it, I wanted to start a party here with you, guys, that's why I brought only one bottle of vodka. I've come here to start a completely new life free of my alcoholism that's been going on in my family for 11 generations. I knew I should've moved to Alaska. *sobs*

I swear to my last bottle of vodka with me, I'm not a spy! Wait a second, if they've killed the only bartender here and I've got some alcohol with me, does that mean... o, bozhe. I gotta find a hideout ASAP.