screwing my boss over I live out of spite

get in loser we're driving to Revival Of Tuuba land

Good for you that you never had kissing disease unless that's why you were bed ridden, I genuinely thought I was gonna die. Two weeks of 40c fever, and then over half a year of never ending fatigue.

also being objectively attractive is simply a curse. I already get harassed by looking average as shit simply because I am a woman, I can't imagine what'd happen if I were fitting the usual beauty standards. double or triple or quadruple the fun. it'd also make me doubt if my partner would've wanted me for anything but a quicky

what do u think we usually deal with? stability and sanity? lmfao

coffee genuinely doesn't work for me anymore unless it's a double-shot pressed espresso coffee which is too over the top anyway, all it does is make me anxious and shit myself faster. I enjoy the taste so I drink it, but I can go on my life without coffee (after the 1-2 days of light headache from withdrawal)

Ewww caffeine junkies

Honestly understandable