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^ #31 2016-08-23 17:39:40

FirstTroph
Retard in denial
From: Russian streets
Registered: 2016-08-17
Posts: 70

Re: Tuuba Mafia 3: The Return of Mafia [TOWN VICTORY]

Blyat', why's that everytime I move to some other town there always happens to be a murder just before I set in? I-I-I-I'm afraid.

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^ #32 2016-08-23 17:42:46

Plakkis
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Registered: 2015-10-19
Posts: 744

Re: Tuuba Mafia 3: The Return of Mafia [TOWN VICTORY]

Hmm, well that seems like a nice "coincidence", right goy? Are you sure you're not just luring in the mafia with your presence?

ARE YOU SECRETLY A SPY FOR THEM??


Everyone has a belief system, B.S., the trick is to learn not to take anyone's B.S. too seriously, especially your own.
No one is free as long as someone is in prison.

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^ #33 2016-08-23 17:45:43

enet
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From: Deep inside you
Registered: 2015-10-19
Posts: 1,767

Re: Tuuba Mafia 3: The Return of Mafia [TOWN VICTORY]

LunarStorm wrote:

At least the lack of beer will help us get off our drunk asses and figure out a solution, which will include killing our neighbors based on intuition.

It's best to start off by throwing our suspicions at people instead of just doing nothing and fiddling with our thumbs.


FirstTroph is 2nd in my suspicion list.  He may be an alcohol loving Russian but he's new to the town.  I heard whispers around the neighbourhood that the mafia have their own bar and I suspect he killed the bartender to remove competition.09fc4893ccbbe8d2fa973a4953bfb49f.png

What say you?!!


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^ #34 2016-08-23 17:46:02

FirstTroph
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From: Russian streets
Registered: 2016-08-17
Posts: 70

Re: Tuuba Mafia 3: The Return of Mafia [TOWN VICTORY]

I swear to my last bottle of vodka with me, I'm not a spy! Wait a second, if they've killed the only bartender here and I've got some alcohol with me, does that mean... o, bozhe. I gotta find a hideout ASAP.

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^ #35 2016-08-23 17:48:10

IppE
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Registered: 2015-10-19
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Re: Tuuba Mafia 3: The Return of Mafia [TOWN VICTORY]

FirstTroph wrote:

I swear to my last bottle of vodka with me, I'm not a spy! Wait a second, if they've killed the only bartender here and I've got some alcohol with me, does that mean... o, bozhe. I gotta find a hideout ASAP.

psyduck

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^ #36 2016-08-23 17:49:35

Plakkis
The absolute madman
From: The world
Registered: 2015-10-19
Posts: 744

Re: Tuuba Mafia 3: The Return of Mafia [TOWN VICTORY]

FirstTroph wrote:

I swear to my last bottle of vodka with me, I'm not a spy! Wait a second, if they've killed the only bartender here and I've got some alcohol with me, does that mean... o, bozhe. I gotta find a hideout ASAP.

J U S T

If this russky boy keeps going all out like this, I'm suspecting either a really damn nobrainer or a jester


Everyone has a belief system, B.S., the trick is to learn not to take anyone's B.S. too seriously, especially your own.
No one is free as long as someone is in prison.

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^ #37 2016-08-23 17:50:15

IppE
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Re: Tuuba Mafia 3: The Return of Mafia [TOWN VICTORY]

Maybe you're the jester.

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^ #38 2016-08-23 17:50:50

enet
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Registered: 2015-10-19
Posts: 1,767

Re: Tuuba Mafia 3: The Return of Mafia [TOWN VICTORY]

Caught red handed!!!
What's that alcohol for huh?  You actually are working for the mafia aren't you?!


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^ #39 2016-08-23 17:50:57

Plakkis
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From: The world
Registered: 2015-10-19
Posts: 744

Re: Tuuba Mafia 3: The Return of Mafia [TOWN VICTORY]

Well what can I do, just stop letting my side personalities take over during mafia?


Everyone has a belief system, B.S., the trick is to learn not to take anyone's B.S. too seriously, especially your own.
No one is free as long as someone is in prison.

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^ #40 2016-08-23 17:51:13

Sync
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Registered: 2015-12-06
Posts: 266

Re: Tuuba Mafia 3: The Return of Mafia [TOWN VICTORY]

** A bright light shines from the sky as I majestically descend from the sky.

Hello, folks. It's me. I'm here now.

FoS: enet

Bandwagoning already?


"...you are a neckbeard virgin loser who lives in his mum's basement. You are literally the worst kind of person and I'm not gonna bother replying to you any more or even acknowledging your existence in any way."

-- B1rd

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^ #41 2016-08-23 17:51:16

FirstTroph
Retard in denial
From: Russian streets
Registered: 2016-08-17
Posts: 70

Re: Tuuba Mafia 3: The Return of Mafia [TOWN VICTORY]

enet wrote:

FirstTroph is 2nd in my suspicion list.  He may be an alcohol loving Russian but he's new to the town.  I heard whispers around the neighbourhood that the mafia have their own bar and I suspect he killed the bartender to remove competition.09fc4893ccbbe8d2fa973a4953bfb49f.png

What say you?!!

Damn it, I wanted to start a party here with you, guys, that's why I brought only one bottle of vodka. I've come here to start a completely new life free of my alcoholism that's been going on in my family for 11 generations. I knew I should've moved to Alaska. *sobs*

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^ #42 2016-08-23 17:51:43

IppE
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Registered: 2015-10-19
Posts: 2,295
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Re: Tuuba Mafia 3: The Return of Mafia [TOWN VICTORY]

Plakkis wrote:

Well what can I do, just stop letting my side personalities take over during mafia?

Numb them down with some good old alcoholic drinks.

oh wait

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^ #43 2016-08-23 17:52:06

Plakkis
The absolute madman
From: The world
Registered: 2015-10-19
Posts: 744

Re: Tuuba Mafia 3: The Return of Mafia [TOWN VICTORY]

FirstTroph wrote:
enet wrote:

FirstTroph is 2nd in my suspicion list.  He may be an alcohol loving Russian but he's new to the town.  I heard whispers around the neighbourhood that the mafia have their own bar and I suspect he killed the bartender to remove competition.http://emojipedia-us.s3.amazonaws.com/cache/09/fc/09fc4893ccbbe8d2fa973a4953bfb49f.png

What say you?!!

Damn it, I wanted to start a party here with you, guys, that's why I brought only one bottle of vodka. I've come here to start a completely new life free of my alcoholism that's been going on in my family for 11 generations. I knew I should've moved to Alaska. *sobs*

You should've done your research better bratan, you landed in the most alcoholic filled place on earth you could've found.


Everyone has a belief system, B.S., the trick is to learn not to take anyone's B.S. too seriously, especially your own.
No one is free as long as someone is in prison.

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^ #44 2016-08-23 17:52:28

Plakkis
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From: The world
Registered: 2015-10-19
Posts: 744

Re: Tuuba Mafia 3: The Return of Mafia [TOWN VICTORY]

IppE wrote:
Plakkis wrote:

Well what can I do, just stop letting my side personalities take over during mafia?

Numb them down with some good old alcoholic drinks.

oh wait

CAN YOU STOP RUBBING SALT INTO MY GAPING WOUNDS


Everyone has a belief system, B.S., the trick is to learn not to take anyone's B.S. too seriously, especially your own.
No one is free as long as someone is in prison.

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^ #45 2016-08-23 17:54:26

FirstTroph
Retard in denial
From: Russian streets
Registered: 2016-08-17
Posts: 70

Re: Tuuba Mafia 3: The Return of Mafia [TOWN VICTORY]

Plakkis wrote:

You should've done your research better bratan, you landed in the most alcoholic filled place on earth you could've found.

So, my agent was lying me when he told it's the land of opportunity and new life?! I knew something was off when he asked to pay him in shekels.

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