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Plakkis · ^

Granger wrote:

Real talk though: I like it when men can prepare food. Its not "masculine" but who gives a shit, only insecure fucks care about their masculinity.

I'd make a perfect cookingwaifu if I wasn't so lazy (more motivation if I can cook for multiple people).
But when I cook, I like to change between italic and asian kitchens (my personal favourites) + others that seem good for the moment. Or then come up with something with the ingredients we have around.

When was being a good cook have anything to do with masculinity anyways shrug

enet wrote:

What do they add?

If I remember correctly, god and kings adds a revised religion system from civ 4 (and some other additions I can't remember) and Brave New World adds whole more diplomatic options (and is kinda required for a big array of mods to work, so it's more required through that, than the actual content it adds)

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enet · ^

Okay, thank you.

Zhepyr Valentine · ^

Plakkis wrote:

When was being a good cook have anything to do with masculinity anyways

Because cooking is women's job.

Not sure how it is in the first world, but here in the arse of the world there are a lot of adult males who think that way. My dad can't boil water. I don't even think he knows how to turn the stove on.

Pirtelö · ^

Hika wrote:

Strong perfume/cologne is disgusting.

well yes, no matter what perfume it is, if it's too strong it's going to be disgusting. people shouldn't shower themselves with their damn perfumes/body mists/deodorants, it should leave a nice trail of scent that'll make you turn your head around and ask yourself "oh man what perfume did she/he use"

I think that overall I like sweet scents (not the ones that make you vomit) but I'd also want it to be fresh or bitter. usually the first notes are the sweet ones anyway and it fades away quickly
as for men perfumes I looove bittersweet scents, they are fucking great.

and one last rant, I don't get why women's perfumes disappear after 5 hours at max, but men's perfumes stay on you even after you shower. doesn't matter if it's EDT or EDP it still fucking stays all day long. I tried like 7 different perfumes because I wanted to get one for Tommy's birthday and I FUCKING STINK OF MEN PERFUME AND I CAN'T GET RID OF IT
it actually pisses me off, because my favorite perfume just won't stay long enough and I already went through a whole bottle. >:(((:(:(:(

IppE wrote:

I was going to say something about a girl's sweaty armpits but I forgot what.

hammer

Aurelianus Augustus · ^

Zhepyr Valentine wrote:

Because cooking is women's job.
Not sure how it is in the first world, but here in the arse of the world there are a lot of adult males who think that way. My dad can't boil water. I don't even think he knows how to turn the stove on.

I'm sure I can cook better than 98% of all the women I've met so far simply because I've spent an eternity experimenting and having all the freedom needed to teach myself something, so I'm definitely going to be the cook in my marriage.
Sure, I'm a traditionalist at heart, but to be quite honest here, I don't like other people's food, so I'll trust myself to make the perfect meal while she does the cleaning around he house. That way we split the jobs equally and everyone is happy.

Mahogany · ^

I would say GnK and BnW are worth it for the mods alone

Though if you wanna save money I hear getting BnW alone also adds some GnK content

But it reworks money and trading completely making trade and relationships important and religion is another diplomacy thing which is great. Trade makes resources have much more importance and value and makes money fun to play with instead of something you just passively earn over time.

World Congress is ok too

Aurani · ^

Granger wrote:

Nice. What are those three meals tho.

First one, salmon w/ egg and spaghetti
I crack an egg and mix it in a bowl, roll a salmon filét in it and then adding some salt and pepper onto it before sprinkling breadcrumbs on it. Fry it on medium/medium-high on all 4 sides if possible. While it's doing that I add salt and pepper and maybe some crushed herbs and curry into the egg mix and pour that into the pan as well to make a tiny omelette (i.e flavour it however the fuck you want). Meanwhile I boil the water and add spaghetti to it. With all that on the stove I grab some mayo and pickled cucumbers, dicing up the cucumber and mixing in some mayo and ketchup to make a poor man's remoulade/mary rose sauce to serve on the side, once everything's done cooking I put it on a plate, dab some lemon extract onto the salmon and eat it.

Second one, some sad excuse for a chili con carne or whatever the fuck I wanna call it since I kinda made this myself by simply experimenting.
I peel and chop up 1-2 carrots and 1-2 onions (yellow or red), depending on size, fry that up a bit on both sides before adding half a kilo of ground meat (I prefer a mix of beef/pork as it is juicier), fry that shit up, flip it around and break it apart until the meat's brown all over. Then I add a carton of crushed tomatoes, a carton of various beans/peas and a bit of water, optionally also 2-3 dl of cremé fraiche (I think I need to stop with this since I've noticed myself getting noticably fatter after adding this, but it makes it so much more tastier), mix that up evenly until it's a nice color, meanwhile I'm once again boiling up water to make spaghetti. I let the stew simmer for a bit before adding salt, pepper, oregano, basil and thyme in various amounts, and of course, some chili for a little more bite. Oh right, I also have 1-3 crushed garlics sometime between frying the meat and adding the tomato. Then I mix it thoroughly and let it simmer for a bit more until the pasta's done, put that shit on a plate and shred some parmesan over it.

This post is already an essay, I might post some more meals later.

As for this perfume/cologne discussion, fuck that shit, people don't realize how much hazardous chemicals are in that shit, same with detergent, that shit stinks like fuck once you stay away from those things for a while.
Natural human pheromones are there for a reason, if two people think the other "smell nice", it's a sign of good genetical compability and that your children have a very high chance of inheriting good genes, perfume and such ofc mask this so that they can get some hay-lay and then have retarded kids cos they're trying to cheat natural selection and genetic evolution.

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fittan · ^

Zhepyr Valentine wrote:

Plakkis wrote:
When was being a good cook have anything to do with masculinity anyways
Because cooking is women's job.
Not sure how it is in the first world, but here in the arse of the world there are a lot of adult males who think that way. My dad can't boil water. I don't even think he knows how to turn the stove on.

no it's not, most top chefs are males

fittan · ^

also le shill meme https://forums.tuuba.moe/viewtopic.php?id=90

Pirtelö · ^

Aurani wrote:

As for this perfume/cologne discussion, fuck that shit, people don't realize how much hazardous chemicals are in that shit, same with detergent, that shit stinks like fuck once you stay away from those things for a while.
Natural human pheromones are there for a reason, if two people think the other "smell nice", it's a sign of good genetical compability and that your children have a very high chance of inheriting good genes, perfume and such ofc mask this so that they can get some hay-lay and then have retarded kids cos they're trying to cheat natural selection and genetic evolution.

ofc you only use perfumes to get laid and have retarded babies.
some people just want to smell nice, you know.

enet · ^

I naturally smell nice too.

Pirtelö · ^

yes but what if u can smell like lavender and apples or some shit thats also nice

UnderminE · ^

Just noticed Modlog

IppE · ^

Reading posts outside the ITT thread helps with stuff like that.

Hika · ^

shani I completely agree with you lol

I'm currently wearing Angel by Thierry Mugler and it's amazing. It's strong enough and lasts so long <3
It's a winter scent though; I'm wearing the eau sucree for the summer until it gets cooler outside

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