Confessions Thread

fittan · ^

wank.
i just had a post-hour-long-wank-cigarrette

edit: but you'd be surprised at how often i take anxiety-induced hour-long solitary walks in the middle of the night

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Pirtelö · ^

it happens rarely but sometimes I'm being very very nice to people just so they'll buy me extra food when we're going out

Aurelianus Augustus · ^

Sometimes I get together with a friend just for a massage and not because I actually want to talk.

Pirtelö · ^

did you actually get someone to massage you? now that's impressive

Aurelianus Augustus · ^

Is that supposed to be an insult? :p
I have a few friends who are willing to, but only because I usually don't meet them often.

Brian OA · ^

I'm jealous; my shoulders are always stiff so I'm usually spending a few minutes just rubbing my shoulders before going to bed or heading outside.

Pirtelö · ^

what are you giving to your friends that they are willing to massage you

Hades Izanami · ^

Pirtelö wrote:

what are you giving to your friends that they are willing to massage you

use your imagination

fittan · ^

FRIENDS ARE FOR FRIENDING NOT FUGGING
DONT FUGG UR FRIENDS

Pirtelö · ^

Bud I want to fug my fribds:-DDDDD

Plakkis · ^

Why can't I bud my fries?

abraker · ^

I am very anti-social. I am almost never the first one a conversation and if I do, it's to ask something. When somebody asks me of my opinion I usually blindly agree/disagree due to lack of interest in whatever he/she wants my opinion of. If I try to speak, I trip over my own words a lot since my thinking goes further ahead than what I am saying, often ending in butchered speech. Some of the butchered speech also translates to text, which you can see by reading my osu! logs. If somebody does strike a conversation with me, then we either hang out time to time, it's someone who knows how to talk nonsense, or the subject has to do with scientific advancements, philosophy, math or some other technical topic I can talk and think about.

That said, the odds of me getting together with someone are probably worse than 0.

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Aurelianus Augustus · ^

Pirtelö wrote:

what are you giving to your friends that they are willing to massage you

My unconditional love? :V
Nah, we're good buds, is all. Pretty sure you'd also be getting massages if you asked your friends.

Pirtelö · ^

THAT'S A WEIRD THING TO ASK FOR

(but not as weird as asking your male friend to give you a nohomo blowjob)

Plakkis · ^

I never ask for massages, I offer them.

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