ITT: Pretend we are still writing in osu! OT

Hades Izanami · ^

You should probably stop pretending to be a superior being in front of every mongrel you meet

IppE · ^

That's what Auranus does though, I just throw a hissy fit with some south american loonie thinks he knows what cold means.

Aurelianus Augustus · ^

I'm not pretending, though. I AM superior to most of the mongrels I meet. The ones I feel are close to being equal to me become my friends, or I just consider them people.

Granger · ^

My mom went to a flair to learn about depressed people. Now she rubs how much of a failure, how lazy and that i could if would only want to into my face all the more.

Its like she went there to learn how to hurt me more...
fdfghf

Aurelianus Augustus · ^

Your parents are there to remind you that you need to wake up in order to live a healthy life. Most children say how their parents don't understand them and their problems, and that might be true, but those problems are trivial as fuck compared to the problems they'll be facing later in life, for which they NEED to be prepared.

If your mother is like every other proper mother, chances are you've misunderstood her and her intentions. She definitely doesn't think of you as a failure or a useless mongrel, regardless of what you think, because fuck, she's your mother, you're her child - the continuation of her being. She just wants the best for you, is what I'm trying to say.

enet · ^

My mother's dead.

Plakkis · ^

Inb4 mommy issues

fittan · ^

this is how much dying comfortably costs
plus shipping

Plakkis · ^

Just take the OD way out and you don't need to do any ridicilous setups

Aurelianus Augustus · ^

You can just buy the toughest plastic bag you can find and a bit of tape, so you lie in your bed, put the bag on your head, tape it shut so no air comes in, tape your hands and go to sleep. Chances are extremely good (depending on how tough the bag is) you'll never wake up again, and all it took was some tape and plastic. :V

Alternatively you can just mix 2 litres of vinegar with 2 litres of bleach in your car, wait 10 minutes, step into the car and take one very deep breath. You'll fall unconscious before you even realise it.

People who want to kill themselves can do it without any drama. Those who want drama take the other paths. :V

Granger · ^

Yeah well, maybe she means the best but the prospect she brought home specifically says to nit do these things she does. I tell you what - shes fed up with me and probs just wants me gone for the sake of her own sanity.

ODing on meds is one of the most unrelieable methods, aand not nearly as peaceful as people imagine. Youll have to choke down literally entire bottles of meds and then somehow stop yourself from puking out your guts. No you'll just go sleep ans never wake up.
Plastic bag and a gas dispenser should work best - pick a gas that is not harmpull but worthless to your body, replace the oxygen with that gas and you suffocate without your body realizing whats going on.

FuZ · ^

how can you sleep with a plastic bag on your head, it does a lot of noises

Pirtelö · ^

Plakkis wrote:

Inb4 mommy issues

d-daddy....

Aurelianus Augustus · ^

Yes, my child?

Pirtelö · ^

shut up dad, I was talking to my other daddy >_<

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