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^ #9676 2016-06-14 12:43:43
- Ambivalence
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Re: ITT: Pretend we are still writing in osu! OT
B1rd wrote:A muslim walks into a gay bar.
Bartender: What will it be?
Muslim: Free shots for everyone!
Why can't the japanese police officer chase a black man?
Because he nigeru
That's like, a really bad joke. Sonatora, you're my friend, and you introduced me into this forum, and that's why I must point out your mistake.
I. The derogatory term for a black man is spelled "nigger", or "nigga". "nigeru" isn't the closest term for "nigger" in terms of syllables or pronunciation: "Nigger" has two syllables and is pronounced "nih-ger", "Nigeru" on the other hand, has three syllables, and is pronounced differently as "Nee-geh-roo". Here the effect of the double entendre - which means a word carrying two meanings is lost, as it is now two words, so the joke isn't funny anymore.
II. The Japanese term for "running away", "逃げる", doesn't translate very well into English because the Japanese term isn't often written in romaji.
Last edited by Ambivalence (2016-06-14 12:46:23)
Don't use “thought” verbs too much: thinks, understands, loves, hates, and a hundred others. Instead of characters knowing, present the details that allow the reader to know them. Instead of a character wanting something, describe the thing so that the reader wants it. Only specific sensory detail: smell, taste, and sound.
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^ #9677 2016-06-14 12:51:40
^ #9678 2016-06-14 12:54:47
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Re: ITT: Pretend we are still writing in osu! OT
What a turd.
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^ #9679 2016-06-14 13:15:39
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Re: ITT: Pretend we are still writing in osu! OT
jesus ambivalence, stop being such a nigeru
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"This miserable mode
Maintain the melancholy souls of those
Who lived withouten infamy or praise."
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^ #9680 2016-06-14 13:17:16
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Re: ITT: Pretend we are still writing in osu! OT
Why the fuck
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^ #9681 2016-06-14 15:44:19
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Re: ITT: Pretend we are still writing in osu! OT
wow ur a shitty person leave.
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^ #9682 2016-06-14 16:12:47
- Hades Izanami
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Re: ITT: Pretend we are still writing in osu! OT
I bet Ambi is bipolar
*rimshot*
thank you very much, laugh, comment and subscribe
A muslim walks into a gay bar.
Bartender: What will it be?
Muslim: Free shots for everyone!
Can it, you.
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^ #9683 2016-06-14 16:19:05
^ #9684 2016-06-14 16:28:02
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Re: ITT: Pretend we are still writing in osu! OT
Never said you should LIKE it.
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^ #9685 2016-06-14 17:01:27
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Re: ITT: Pretend we are still writing in osu! OT
I'm flagging you for inappropriate content.
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^ #9686 2016-06-14 17:10:48
- Hades Izanami
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Re: ITT: Pretend we are still writing in osu! OT
And I'm flagging you for copyright violation.
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^ #9687 2016-06-14 18:03:00
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Re: ITT: Pretend we are still writing in osu! OT
The original and not that king of thieves Aurelianus/Gilgamesh.
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^ #9688 2016-06-14 18:11:47
Re: ITT: Pretend we are still writing in osu! OT
The last one is so true, but not because I don't like human interaction, but because it takes ages for the staff to get to you and I don't like sitting around for no good reason while others are waiting.
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^ #9689 2016-06-14 18:13:00
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^ #9690 2016-06-14 18:22:54
- enet
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Re: ITT: Pretend we are still writing in osu! OT
I always use the self service checkouts; no reason why, I just like it.
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