ITT: Pretend we are still writing in osu! OT

Aurelianus Augustus · ^

Fuck my life I think I got someone batshit crazy on my ass.
I ordered some plants (Heuchera, to be exact) for my countryside garden a few days ago, and this lady in her 50s contacts me saying she'll send them tomorrow (which was the day before yesterday) to which I reply "okay" on my e-mail.

Next day I wait for the order, wait the entire bloody day for nothing, only to have her contact me again today saying how the post express (something along the lines of FedEx) guy has been banging on my door and ringing in front of the building on my intercom and that I didn't answer, and proceeded to tell me that I'm a dirty, disgusting and lying bastard and that my name is not the one I left in the contacts, as she's apparently seen my e-mail name (which is Katarina - the name of one person that means a lot to me).
That mail was sent somewhere around 1PM, when it was so hot here that I couldn't move for shit so I fell asleep and naturally couldn't respond. Apparently she thought I'm ignoring her now and proceeded to spam me with MORE e-mails with some seriously colourful language.
Oh, but it doesn't end there.

My mobile phone is currently not even with me in this country, and is turned off, and the automatic voice thing is my custom voice - screeching and making weird noises because all of the contacts I have there are my friends. Somehow that bitch has actually found my phone number from the site I ordered the plants from (must've contacted the customer support) and got MASSIVELY triggered by that voice thing....... so she spams me with some more e-mails about even that. Tells me how much of a faggot I am, how I'm not even a human being and so on and so forth.

At that point I was far too fucking confused and pissed at her colourful language and assumptions to even attempt to set it straight, so I didn't touch anything. Fast forward to 0:05... someone banging on my door. I look through and see a middle-aged woman in front of it, being extremely pissed off and holding plants in her hand.

Now look, so far you'd think that she's just extremely pissed because she thinks I'm some kind of troll, but mates, that woman lives in Paracin, which is a city in Southern Serbia 253 kilometres away from this city. With there not being a highway between the two cities, it takes about 3-4 hours (depending on the speed) to get here, and she did it.
She fucking stalked me on EVERY available source, and at this point I'm more fucking scared for my life than anything.

Mind you, those plants that I ordered, yes? Those were TWO plants that had a combined cost of 2 and a half Euro.
TWO AND A FUCKING HALF EURO, and she spent the ENTIRE day spamming me on both e-mail, probably the phone, and has even gone so far to travel across the country for 4 hours to bang on my door past midnight.
I'm calling the fucking cops next time she appears - if she does.

Last edited by Aurelianus Augustus (2016-06-16 23:06:07)

Hades Izanami · ^

Aurelianus Augustus wrote:

Brian OA wrote:
;_;
Oh, so I'm not dead to you. You just don't like my company.
IppE poll:
2 of those names were pretty horrible, but "shits and giggles" is so British it has to be the name. It's beyond fitting for this subforum. Therefore it got my vote.

Thanks. If you fancy some British humor, go check Ben There, Dan That!. You're gonna love it.

P.D: It's a Bundle that comes with its sequel, Time Gentlemen, please!

Brian OA · ^

Attain weaponry

FuZ · ^

why is she mad at you for not answering? where are the plants going? and will she gets her money?

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Hades Izanami · ^

And more important, why you just didnt went to instead of ordering then?

Aurelianus Augustus · ^

From what I can assume based on all of those misunderstandings and general shitty timing, she thinks I trolled her with that order so she has to pay the delivery fee instead of me (which is around 2-3 bucks at most, making it a 5 and a half buck order in the worst case).
I don't know what you mean with the "where are the plants going", so I'll answer on both things I can guess you're asking. The plants I ordered were supposed to go to the countryside, where I'm attempting to make myself a nice garden I can relax in. The plants are God knows where right now and for all I know she probably made a cross out of them and burned it in front of my door. I don't know and I don't care about them anymore.

As for the money, no, I wouldn't accept those plants from here now even if they were free. Fucking lunatic AND writing numerous messages calling me names based on petty assumptions. The first thing I'd do in her shoes is to give the guy the benefit of the doubt, as she should've done in this case.

Even if all of that is invalid and someone really DID screw her over, you don't fucking send 20+ mails to someone, get their phone number from the customer support of that site and TRAVEL TO THEIR FUCKING DOOR ACROSS THE COUNTRY for a potential loss of 5 fucking bucks.

I'm having none of that shit. She appears again, I'm going to contact my friend (who is my next-door neighbour) and call the police.

Boat: Yes, I'd very much love to pay a taxi across the country to get 2 plants. I ordered them because I couldn't find them in this city, even though it's currently the season in which you plant them and they should be selling them everywhere.

Last edited by Aurelianus Augustus (2016-06-16 23:25:13)

FuZ · ^

i would get mad only if i didnt recieve my money or my plants back, though it seems its not even the problem here, she's just mad because she think you trolled her

also that delivery service seems to work in mysterious ways, here if you can't answer the door they give you a mail in your mailbox that tells you to come take the package at a place nearby (thats why i asked where the plants are going after that)

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Aurelianus Augustus · ^

Yeah, they did return it to an office, but when I woke up I found a message of her telling me how they cancelled the delivery because I didn't come for it.......... a mere day after they supposedly "rang on my door". Bullshit, I say.

Last edited by Aurelianus Augustus (2016-06-16 23:37:39)

FuZ · ^

yeah probably very stupid then, and bored

Hades Izanami · ^

Don't you have a bus card? Pfft.

Casual.

When I buy physical stuff I withdraw it in the place agreed. For digital goodies tho, I receive them by email.

B1rd · ^

Aurelianus Augustus wrote:

2 of those names were pretty horrible, but "shits and giggles" is so British it has to be the name. It's beyond fitting for this subforum. Therefore it got my vote.

It's just silly. The current one is the best.

Granger · ^

Im still for Things and Stuffs and Fairies and Glitter and Sunshine and Unicorns and Sunflowers and....!

Clearly this is the nicest, friendliest place on the internet.

sonatora · ^

Bitches and Hoes :^)

Aurelianus Augustus · ^

It's beyond shit that I can't seem to find a proper map that's larger than 180xwhatever in Civ5. I really want to play a map where I can get 20 nations to have enough space to build 10+ cities and then lead massive wars. Building 3 bloody cities at most is shit for my taste...

Last edited by Aurelianus Augustus (2016-06-17 14:51:24)

Hades Izanami · ^

sonatora wrote:

Bros and Hoes :^)

fixed it for ya

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