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^ #11401 2016-07-29 12:58:28
- Zhepyr Valentine
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Re: ITT: Pretend we are still writing in osu! OT
I don't get why people like to talk a lot when eating. I'm pretty sure everybody was taught to not talk while chewing, but when I make people wait for answer because they ask it when I just started chewing I'm the one who is rude.
While I'm at it, reminder to chew your food properly. I used to chew only 2 or 3 times before swallowing, and had to take laxatives regularly. Five years ago I started chewing a lot more and haven't taken any laxatives since then. I also lost like 8~9 kilograms quickly before hitting a stable weight. It doesn't have to be the recommended 32 chews (I did this and my jaw hurt after the first day), just chew your food until it has a paste like texture before swallowing.
Also fuck the stigma associated with eating out by yourself.
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^ #11402 2016-07-29 13:26:25
- Pirtelö
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Re: ITT: Pretend we are still writing in osu! OT
While I'm at it, reminder to chew your food properly. I used to chew only 2 or 3 times before swallowing, and had to take laxatives regularly. Five years ago I started chewing a lot more and haven't taken any laxatives since then. I also lost like 8~9 kilograms quickly before hitting a stable weight. It doesn't have to be the recommended 32 chews (I did this and my jaw hurt after the first day), just chew your food until it has a paste like texture before swallowing.
+1 this is important
I don't mind listening to people talking while eating unless they won't shut up for straight 20 mins or so.
talking while eating something like a dessert with a warm drink is nice imo, but that's not a "proper meal" I guess
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^ #11403 2016-07-29 13:29:33
- Aurani
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Re: ITT: Pretend we are still writing in osu! OT
It doesn't have to be the recommended 32 chews
That's insane, the rule I heard stated chewing 20 times, and even that makes my jaw sore, doesn't help that my jaw's already in shit condition.
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^ #11404 2016-07-29 13:42:29
- enet
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Re: ITT: Pretend we are still writing in osu! OT
You guys are weirdos, who actually keeps track of how many times they chew food. It's a common bodily function that requires no thought as it comes natural to you as blinking your eyes.
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^ #11405 2016-07-29 13:48:14
- Aurelianus Augustus
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Re: ITT: Pretend we are still writing in osu! OT
Stop being retarded Enny. :V
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^ #11406 2016-07-29 13:57:01
- Hades Izanami
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Re: ITT: Pretend we are still writing in osu! OT
Stop being retarded Enny. :V
+100 couldn't agree more
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^ #11407 2016-07-29 13:57:35
- enet
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Re: ITT: Pretend we are still writing in osu! OT
Do you also count how many times you chew?
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^ #11408 2016-07-29 14:00:52
- Aurelianus Augustus
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Re: ITT: Pretend we are still writing in osu! OT
No, that's idiotic.
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^ #11409 2016-07-29 14:02:29
- enet
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Re: ITT: Pretend we are still writing in osu! OT
Exactly, the Don Enevito Corleone is always right.
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^ #11410 2016-07-29 15:52:54
Re: ITT: Pretend we are still writing in osu! OT
Chewing exactly 32 times sounds dumb as hell. And if you actually count your chews and all i dont know how to help you. Do you chew 32 times on pudding? How much do you chew on a nut? How much on a leaf? Exacly 32 times?
Dumb. Chew until its small enough to comfortably swallow. Its more important to not shovel huge portions into your face rather than taking bite sized bits.
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^ #11411 2016-07-29 15:56:06
- LunarStorm
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Re: ITT: Pretend we are still writing in osu! OT
All the asians at my workplace are astoundingly annoying as they not only chew with their mouth open, but also talk on the phone in korean in a really loud and obnoxious manner. I thought it was common sense to not make a ruckus while eating but oh boy was I wrong.
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^ #11412 2016-07-29 16:20:21
^ #11413 2016-07-29 18:30:17
- Hika
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Re: ITT: Pretend we are still writing in osu! OT
Yeah I just kinda eat my food with my mouth closed and if I'm talking to someone, THEY WILL FUCKING WAIT FOR ME TO FINISH SWALLOWING before I talk back.
it wasn't even how I was raised cause my mom is disgusting sorry mom but shit she has bad manners when it comes to eating with her mouth open
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^ #11414 2016-07-29 18:48:37
- enet
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Re: ITT: Pretend we are still writing in osu! OT
Asians in general have terrible dining manners, damn peasants.
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^ #11415 2016-07-29 19:05:25
- Hades Izanami
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Re: ITT: Pretend we are still writing in osu! OT
Yeah I just kinda eat my food with my mouth closed and if I'm talking to someone, THEY WILL FUCKING WAIT FOR ME TO FINISH SWALLOWING before I talk back.
it wasn't even how I was raised cause my mom is disgusting sorry mom but shit she has bad manners when it comes to eating with her mouth open
i was going to make a dick joke but nah, you have already fulfilled your cruelty life quota
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