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"...you are a neckbeard virgin loser who lives in his mum's basement. You are literally the worst kind of person and I'm not gonna bother replying to you any more or even acknowledging your existence in any way."
-- B1rd
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Fuck you Boat, you're adopted.
Awwww. Rude.
Also, I've got an over the phone interview with Microsoft. Wish me luck ;_;
I have so many job offers but this one pays for my tuition...
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Man it feels good to be able to take a quick shower after coming home sweaty and not having to spend 2h drying my hair afterwards.
Now if only this walking corpse of mine actually was in shape.
Last edited by Aurani (2016-08-22 15:07:24)
The original and not that king of thieves Aurelianus/Gilgamesh.
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Nah I'd rather spend a few hundred thousand just to get plastic surgery so I'll look fit instead.
The original and not that king of thieves Aurelianus/Gilgamesh.
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>Decide to take a nap
>Wake up 10 hours later
>Go outside to feed the dog
>"Oh, today's when the garbage is collected, better take the bin outside"
>Random people staring at me, some elementary-school girls giggling while looking at me
>So dead from sleeping I didn't notice I was in my underwear
Today is a promising day for amusement, it seems.
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>Random people staring at me, some elementary-school girls giggling while looking at me
fat people are funny
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Aurelianus Augustus wrote:>Random people staring at me, some elementary-school girls giggling while looking at me
fat people are funny
Fat people wearing just their underwear are even more funny.
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fat people are funny
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