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#1 Re: Off Topic » ITT: Pretend we are still writing in osu! OT » 2016-09-28 17:48:19

I spent 12 hours making a YTPMV of iDubbbzTV to Renard's Song Intensive Care Unit, although think I should actually do Rainbow Tylenol.. What the hell am I doing with my life.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mRov9vFOd_o

#2 Re: Off Topic » ITT: Pretend we are still writing in osu! OT » 2016-09-12 02:37:24

Been dormant for a while because I've been settling to life after I was admitted into the School of Engineering in the University of Science and Technology in Hong Kong.

I decided to listen to the band Tool because so many people say it's a great band, and now I have a question:

Isn't Tool just like Linkin Park?

I mean complex time signatures and mass-marketing attitudes aside, they're just basically kind of the same:

- Angry, harsh, introspective lyrics that sounds "3edgy5me". In fact, some of the Tool lyrics are probably more offensive and scandalous than Linkin Park(The album "Aenima" satirizes commercialism through metaphors about fist-fucking, enema, and yuppies drowning in L.A.).
- The "Alternative Metal" sound with Heavy Metal distortions and riffs, tempered with elements from Alternative Rock.

So why are all these people saying Linkin Park is better than Tool? Is it because of the pseudo-intellectuals that gets an orgasm every time some-one kicks an A&R representative from the mainstream music industry in the balls?

#4 Re: Off Topic » ITT: Pretend we are still writing in osu! OT » 2016-08-19 08:36:44

Pirtelö wrote:

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how to post like other users in tuuba

HOW THE FUCK DID YOU FIGURE OUT THAT I WAS A ROBOTIC ARM ATTACHED WITH A PLASTIC HEAD

#5 Re: Off Topic » ITT: Pretend we are still writing in osu! OT » 2016-08-19 08:35:15

Guy with album covers of awesome music as their avatar coming through, don't mind me.

#6 Re: Off Topic » ITT: Pretend we are still writing in osu! OT » 2016-08-18 14:36:56

SaigonAlice wrote:

Some chapters and paragraphs of the Japanese paperback edition were not included in the English translation. Combining the original three-volumes (Japanese) would have been too long, and so the publisher requested that ~25,000 words be cut for the English translation.[2]
For example, the two missing chapters from the second volume of the original three-volume elaborate on the relationship between Toru Okada and Creta Kano, and a "hearing" of the wind-up bird as Toru burns a box of Kumiko's belongings. In the third volume, the computer conversation between Toru and Noboru Wataya and Toru's encounter with Ushikawa at the train station are also omitted.
In addition to reducing the word count, some chapters were moved ahead of others, taking them out of the context of the original order.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Wind- … _Chronicle

Well shit.

It's these little things that make me infinitely grateful that I learned other languages when I was young.

#7 Re: Off Topic » ITT: Pretend we are still writing in osu! OT » 2016-08-18 12:51:24

SaigonAlice wrote:
Hika wrote:

But has anyone read Norwegian Wood though?

THAT SHITS TERRIBLE AND OVERRATED
i read it and its fucking terrible and sleazy and. gods.

I agree, Wound Up Bird Chronicle is better

#8 Re: Off Topic » ITT: Pretend we are still writing in osu! OT » 2016-08-18 07:11:15

I'm stuck in Win 10 because I still don't know how the fuck to install Ubuntu. Cortana is becoming this possessive clingy girl that can't be turned off(pun intended) or uninstalled.

#9 Re: Off Topic » ITT: Pretend we are still writing in osu! OT » 2016-08-18 00:41:29

fittan wrote:

stop.

OK.

Koma actually had a speck of talent in presenting the complete, vivid image of an action, and it would have been better if Koma hadn't rushed to omit the more physical details of Miki's mutilation, and Hisao's exhilaration. The dialogue is also laughably awkward and abrupt at the later phases.

But perhaps the subject matter was too disturbing and morbid.

Let's talk about something else, anyone a fan of the SCP Foundation?

#10 Re: Off Topic » ITT: Pretend we are still writing in osu! OT » 2016-08-17 23:27:15

Koma wrote:

Read my Katawa Shoujo fanfic while you're at it, Miki fans prepare.

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We promised a date this following Monday. I have ordered a table in a high quality restaurant, outside the house's terrace with an enthralling sight straight down to the ocean. I have requested a soundproof door closing all the sound coming out or in the inside restaurant, above and besides us we have atmospheric lighting and Chopin playing in the background. A menu which contains shrimp soup for appetizer and a tenderloin steak with garlic butter, baked potato and green salad made of the season's best ingredients for the main course. Drinks contains a glass of water and for the wine politics the fuckily expensive Jacques Selosse Initiale Blanc de Blancs should do. We will enjoy the tasty and soft shrimp soup at our own pace and once the main course comes to the table it will be my time to ask the important question. I will slowly observe as she penetrates the edge of her medium fried steak with her meat knife and scrapes the garlic butter between her fork and the bit she just cut. She will proceed inserting the bit in her mouth and this will be my moment, when she least expects it. I've had this small ring box kept in my left hand for a while now and I've been nervously waiting for my moment to make my proposal.

She has the bit in her mouth. Okay, now. I stand up and slowly, but strongly stomp my left hand including the ring box to the table. I bend my upper body closer to her and follow up with an elbow strike straight to her mouth. The fork the bitch was still gnawing on caused fierce damage to her tongue, gum and the top to bottom layers of her pharynx. Oh the vicious purling sound her vocal cords struggle to push through the blood running down all the directions inside her neck. I take her meat knife and slice her both eyes open, I take the steaks from our plates and stuff one in both of her eyes. The muscles around her eyes vibrate by a reflex causing the steaks roll both in different directions. Dear lord, she looks like a fucking cricket! I take the ring out of the box and tape it to the top of my cum moist pleasure limb. The ring has diamonds so it should cause a warm feeling of friction as I enter her throat and grind back and forth. It feels so good so I can't say what the hell's fucking inside there, I feel her tongue scar rags between the wrinkles of my foreskin and below the hook of my glans. Bending down the steaks to poke my balls as I hump her face was a creative and an effective idea for extra pleasure.

Now the body language is done and it's time to spit out what I have to say: "Miki, you mean everything to me. I love you from the bottom of my heart. Will you marry me?" There was a moment of silence, then she said: "Purll durlll". I did not understand so I took my glitterstick out of her mouth to hear what she had to say. "Pulrlrl rulrlr, rurululrl" she said. I noticed the ring has disappeared from my cock which must mean she has accepted my ring and proposal. What a joyful day. After mumbling viciously a while, she runs towards the door and starts clumsily slapping the soundproof windows. People inside the restaurant notice this and wave back happily. Getting excited aren't you, honey? I hit her spine with my knee, and throw her to the fence of the terrace, ass facing to my direction. She did not wear any pants, must be the force of habit from using her own body as currency and getting away with everything the most of her life. There's still some blood from her throat dribbling in my cock, so entering her batter hatch will be nice and easy.

I've spared an overdose of proteins just to fuck her today with maximum power. Her body feels kinda numb, so I get the feeling my protein savings are streaming down in vain. I slap her tits from behind and shout out "BITCH YOU AWAKE?!". No response, I broke two of her fingers and shout out again "BITCH YOU HEAR ME?!". Now I hear a "prrrllllllrhuhrll". Good, she is with me right on the moment of climax. I shoot our baby inside her, throw her on the chair, sit myself legs spread and lit a cigar. I feel worked out. Waiter steps inside the terrace and asks if we need anything. I ask him to take a picture from the two of us sipping the wine and enjoying the sunset. She's not very lively, I had to hold her glass and pour the wine down her mouth. That fucking negress cunt! That was gorgeous! this could have been a good memory! I told the waiter to take my tip and cum on her face.

I have suddenly had an urge to ask her a question: "Does my cum mixed with your own blood taste good?" I shove that precious hair clip of hers deep up her urethra and hang her up to the ceiling with her dress wrapped on her insanely strong legs. I beat her up till each one of her orifices explodes. She squeals with weak tone. praying for my forgiveness. "Does it feel good dear candy pie? Oh, Miki, it is your turn to please me, my passionate and creamy tooth brush is ready to demolish that negligible and useless little mouth of yours!" Suddenly a rain of golden cap comes down the direction of ceiling and I see a fountain of piss squirting from her disfigured ureter, spilling in various directions from the slots between her hair pin stuck in deep. What a dazzling view.. I can't take this anymore, I'm in heaven.. I'm coming!!

Overall the writing is pretty good, and it was a terrific read. I especially enjoyed the details when Hisao striked at Miki's mouth, and would have like more of these rich imagery in the following mutilations. E.g. I slid my knife across her eyes , and two streams of white viscous substance streamed out between the two semi-circles in both of her eyes. Or an indistinguishable sound emerged from her larynx. From it I heard the heavenly sound of her larynx bubbling like blowing through a straw in a cup of water, through her red flowing bodily fluids while she desperately inhaled for breath" or something like that. As tupsu said, I'm a shitty writer, and I need an editor. Some helpful advice is that you could use more metaphors or similes to impress so readers could picture more easily the scenes. I also don't get the audience and the waiter's reaction because it was comically absurd, or maybe that's the point.

#11 Re: Off Topic » ITT: Pretend we are still writing in osu! OT » 2016-08-17 17:02:43

Aurelianus Augustus wrote:

>RWBY

Koma wrote:

fucking ew

As fucked up as it sounds, I want to write a RWBY fan-fic in an ASOIAF fashion, with class, ideology, and faction conflicts, political intrigue, immersive POVs, mature themes and topics, and deaths piling up.

#12 Re: Off Topic » ITT: Pretend we are still writing in osu! OT » 2016-08-17 16:15:05

Decided to write some really shitty RWBY fan-fic, here's a portion of the imaginary fight between Blake Belladonna and Ruby Rose because Blake was sent as some double agent, and some misunderstandings happened. The first part of the fight is currently around 600 words and pretty long, so I put it in a spoiler box.

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The silence was so strained that it became unacceptable to even the minds of the most steadfast fighters.

So Blake swung her arm, aimed, and plucked her finger.

Ruby shoved herself to the right in accordance with the swift snag of Blake's finger while the projectile flied through the air. She roughly heaved Rose until she saw Blake around the sight, and tugged the trigger. Rose’s caliber is larger than you can imagine, she thought.

But she has to yank the bolt to expel the empty case and let the bolt usher in a new, larger cartridge. Blake swiftly witnessed Ruby's sudden jerk of the trigger, so she flowed effortlessly to the right in a circular arc to let the bulky caliber scrape only her clothes. She knew about Rose’s unwieldy bolt-action mechanism, and aimed down the sight to pluck her finger again.

Ruby knew too about Shroud’s lightness, and shifted away from the smaller caliber in another circular arc. Ruby approximately glanced Blake near the sight, and tugged the trigger. However, Blake danced to further along her circular arc just as Ruby yanked the clunky bolt...

And soon, the paths of the two contenders each sketched the same circle counter-clockwise around a non-existing center repeatedly. Their bullets darting through the air centimeters away from their left flank. Their breathes formed two different rhythmic melodies in counterpoint. Their eyes tenaciously nailed to the spiraling other.

Then, Shroud produced nothing but an audible click after Blake snagged her finger. Within an infinitesimal span, the same was to Rose when Ruby pressed her finger.

The two different minds noticed the quandary of her own, the other, and both together. They contemplated instantly, concluded that the best following procedure is to reload, and unwittingly reached an almost comical consensus.

Blake lightly stroked a button to displace the clip, nimbly snatched another, slid it up the grip, and drew the slide. Ruby squeezed Rose to eject the magazine, and hauled a second one. She stuck in it Crescent Rose, wrenched the bolt, and let the cartridge be nudged into place.

Just as Ruby heard the cartridge maneuver into place, she heaved the scythe to her back, pressed the trigger as fast as Rose could allow to propel herself to bisect Blake by the waist. Blake wouldn’t let this happen. When Rose came into range, she slid Shroud under Rose’s blade, and abruptly shifted Shroud upward.

A second, unexpected quandary arrived. Although Rose’s blade divided the air above Blake, Blake forgot that Rose doubled as a rifle. She was staring down a deep dark tunnel that is Rose’s barrel. Rose too, was staring down another dark, but shorter tunnel. Blake had pointed Shroud at Ruby’s head subconsciously.

They instantaneously weighed the outcome of each action and reaction. As a result, both heads swung away, followed by two simultaneous bangs with one considerably larger then the other.

Blake was bleeding from a vertical wound the size of her thumb near the outermost edge of her left eye. She side-stepped deftly to the right, but Rose’ caliber was too big. Had she a human left ear, the deafening roar would have reduced it to a bloodied hole. Ruby had not the dexterity but the luck that Blake was not using something bigger. She only lost some of her hair, and the top half of her ear.

(To be continued, with Blake’s Clone and Ruby’s Speed Semblances)

Please provide some potential insight if possible. I know I use too much verbs for the same time, but I couldn't find a better word that carries the same connotations.

P.S. iwl.me says I write like Stephen King. Close enough.

P.P.S. Because run-on sentences need to be eradicated.

#14 Re: Off Topic » Petition Thread(updated) » 2016-08-11 05:02:49

So, this petition is one name off since Hades Izanami signed twice? I'm in.

#15 Re: Off Topic » ITT: Pretend we are still writing in osu! OT » 2016-08-08 16:01:36

"Saying that you're a nice guy is like a restaurant whose only selling point is that the food doesn't make you sick."

Holy shit, I wasn't expecting a sentence of this excellent caliber from Cracked.

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