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#2116 Re: Off Topic » Confessions Thread » 2016-01-08 07:09:15

i partly spend money on cigarrettes and alcohol so i wont have money left to spend on redundant mementos (like weeb shit and video games i wont even play)

#2119 Re: Off Topic » ITT: Pretend we are still writing in osu! OT » 2016-01-08 05:27:19

in all my years of playing this game i have never lost as fast as when singing johnny rebel
https://nup.pw/R62zYq.webm

#2122 Re: Off Topic » ITT: Pretend we are still writing in osu! OT » 2016-01-08 02:06:04

apparently walking around naked is inappropriate conduct at parties
too bad they had to get used to it and now are

#2123 Re: Off Topic » Silly osu!forum posts » 2016-01-08 01:49:09

bullying behind someone's back is still bullying

#2125 Re: Forum games » Game: Thread Necromancy » 2016-01-07 19:11:47

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FACADE STAGEPLAY
Thu Jan 07 01 03 54 2016

TRIP
Where are the new wine glasses?

GRACE
What for?

TRIP
That should be obvious!

GRACE
Oh God, Trip, don't turn this into a big production, please!

(Al knocks on the front door.)

(Al knocks on the front door.)

TRIP
Oh, he's here!

GRACE
What?! You said he's coming an hour from now! -- (interrupted)

TRIP
No, he's right on time!

GRACE
Trip...!

(Trip opens the front door.)

TRIP
Al!!

TRIP
Hi! It's so great to see you!   -- (interrupted)

AL
Excuse me,

TRIP
Uh...

TRIP
Well, anyway... why don't you come in...

AL
I am the very cool online guy.

TRIP
Y -- yeah, come in, heh... -- (interrupted)

TRIP
Uh, I'll -- I'll go get Grace...

TRIP
(unintelligable arguing)

AL
who wants cuddles

TRIP
(unintelligable arguing)

AL
and a tip

AL
my penis tip

TRIP
(unintelligable arguing)

(AL knocks on the front door.)

(AL closes the front door.)

AL
COME OUT ALREADY

GRACE
Al,

AL
OF THE CLOSET

GRACE
Hi!  How are you?  Oh it's so nice to see you, it feels like it's been forever!

(AL hugs grace.)

GRACE
H-mmm (happy smile sound) -- (interrupted)

GRACE
By the way, you look fabulous!

AL
trip didn't get a hug

GRACE
Uh... well... um...  (clears throat) -- (interrupted)

AL
but Grace did

GRACE
Well, anyway... make yourself -- (interrupted)

GRACE
Uh...

TRIP
Al,  let me get you a drink.

AL
wow nice painting

TRIP
Ah, you -- (interrupted)

GRACE
Oh... huh... thanks...

TRIP
Well that's a nice thing to say.  It's nice to hear, hmm, Grace?

AL
did you paint it yourself?

GRACE
Oh, yeah, that new painting, I just put it up this week...  It's...

TRIP
Well, I don't know what the hell it is, so it must be good!  Heh heh heh!   -- (interrupted)

AL
it's lovely

GRACE
Yeah, yeah!

TRIP
So! Drinks!

TRIP
What would you like?

TRIP
How about a martini?

TRIP
Everybody tells me I fix the best drinks, so I'm sure you're -- (interrupted)

AL
yes please

TRIP
Perfect!

GRACE
No no,

GRACE
Al,  maybe you'd like some juice, or a mineral water?

TRIP
but... uhh...

AL
martini is fine

TRIP
Okay! Good!  I'll just whip up these bad boys real quick!

GRACE
(little sigh) You know Trip, he gets such pleasure from making fancy drinks for everybody. -- (interrupted)

TRIP
(quiet humming)

AL
i am a retiring alcoholic

TRIP
What?  Yeah, no, uh, drinks coming right up!

TRIP
Grace, I know what you want, but I'll ask anyway...  what would you like to drink?

GRACE
You know, I don't want to drink tonight.

GRACE
Just some mineral water for me.

TRIP
(frustrated sigh)

AL
don't be a negative nancy

GRACE
Yeah,  I'm hoping you can help me understand where I went wrong with my new decorating, ha ha. 

AL
you went wrong with trip

TRIP
Well wait a minute! I don't think you've taken a close look yet.  Let it soak in a little!

TRIP
Alright Grace, your drink is ready.

GRACE
Thank you.

GRACE
So, about my decorating...

GRACE
(little sigh) This new painting above the couch is, uh, well, a -- an experiment...

AL
i'll let my penis soak into grace

GRACE
(nervous coughing) -- (interrupted)

TRIP
uh... uh, heh heh...

TRIP
god, I don't, um...

AL
just a joke

GRACE
(nervous coughing)

TRIP
well...

TRIP
ha ha...

GRACE
ha ha ha ha ha, heh...

TRIP
ha ha ha!

GRACE
ha ha ha ha ha!!

TRIP
Ha ha ha,    Al,

AL
you have changed since college

GRACE
heh heh heh...

TRIP
heh heh, you had me going there for a sec...

(AL comforts trip.)

TRIP
heh, ha ha...

TRIP
You're not afraid to say anything, are you?

AL
who i really want is

TRIP
put us on the spot...

TRIP
heh heh, you're crazy, heh, you know that?

AL
trip

TRIP
ha ha...

TRIP
(big sigh)

TRIP
Anyway, uh... what were we talking about? -- (interrupted)

AL
they call me crazy al the crack guy

(AL picks up a player's drink.)

TRIP
you're...

AL
because i sell crack

TRIP
Okay,    Al,  you know what?  I think you should leave.

AL
no what the hell

(Trip opens the front door.)

TRIP
We'll be fine -- just go.

(Trip closes the front door.)

AL
i just tried to sell my wares dude

#2126 Re: Off Topic » ITT: Pretend we are still writing in osu! OT » 2016-01-07 19:10:10

Khelly wrote:
fittan wrote:
Khelly wrote:

How? What makes one place more leigimate to gain post count over another?

an unread blog counting how many times you jack off does not contribute or create discussion and as such should not be counted as posts on the forum. why do you care about your post count anyway?

He was talking about forum games, and I'm wondering what part of it "tickled his autism."? Can't you just as well ask why he cares so much?

im aware, i was sneaking in my own opinion

#2127 Re: Off Topic » ITT: Pretend we are still writing in osu! OT » 2016-01-07 18:12:39

Khelly wrote:

How? What makes one place more leigimate to gain post count over another?

an unread blog counting how many times you jack off does not contribute or create discussion and as such should not be counted as posts on the forum. why do you care about your post count anyway?

#2129 Re: Other media » OldSchool Runescape/Runescape 3 » 2016-01-07 15:16:51

zeah (new content added today) is
S H I T
H
I
T

just like i predicted  (albeit not in this thread)

the only thing it's good for is memes [1] [2] and 45k/hr runecrafting experience+gold (which breaks the runecrafting balance of moneymaking not being good exp and good exp costing lots of money) with a requirement of 90

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