1) I'm legally not married and hence should be referred to as Miss, or more fittingly Ms as you could not have known my marital status for certain before now
2) I've been locked out of my tumblr for the past four months but I can assure you my feed on there is just cute animals, memes and pictures of sunsets
3) you're the one who started pushing political opinion directly after a nice request to not make things about politics, almost as if you were intentionally trying to upset others - which directly goes against basic common decency practice and is where this whole thing stemmed from

TB's judgement starts off slightly better with the correct salutation, but calling me anything related to 4chan is hard to justify to me when I currently don't frequent any boards, and even when I'm active on there it's one fairly insignificant and niche board that I visit

aurani has terrible opinions and is way too opinionated for a space this quiet

fight

I'm gone for three days and nothing happens? god step it up

I will forever judge anyone who actually enjoys the taste of sweet potato

no fun foods from me since I haven't been able to eat normally for most of the past 7 days
at one point I almost cried cause I was fed up with soup

I'm extremely confused about how you managed to fail to notice this is a joke while thinking enet's tearful confession was a copypasta

I mean, I personally know because I've sent you mail

thank you for making me feel slightly better about my original response to it

hard to forget your birthday, particularly when you've only just been active on here

good on you for trying to channel that wish/need into something actually attainable. I can't say my childhood was perfect and it was very short (I essentially got to grow up at 8 or 9 and the ride never ended from then on), but I did have parents who cared and tried - and failed sometimes, yes. regardless, there's maybe one occasion in my whole childhood and adolescence where my parents intentionally tried to hurt me - and even that was to keep me from further harm in their opinion, so I can't be outright mad. I do have to say life'd have been a lot easier if they actually listened to and believed me with things as it would've prevented a lot of pain and damage, but.. eh, I don't know if I'd have done any better in that situation as the parent. I guess we'll see some day when I'm in that role >_>

I have a happy and healthy sex life thanks for asking, and I can confirm at least four other tuubas have previously indulged in sexual pleasures

enet, still trying to put together an answer for you cos it's on my laptop and I only use that in school, I'll try to finish some time tonight