Unless you're POOR! Ha, ha!

I'm POOR. I'm POROUS. I'm PORTABLE. I've pooped in a PORT-A-POTTY. I dislike PORTABELLA MUSHROOMS. I don't have a PORTFOLIO. Most of all, I'm not from PORTLAND, MAINE.

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A random ask.fm acccount. Not sure who's it was or how I got there. I can only assume it was fate, guided by the cosmos.

Hello UnderminE, my FAVORITE person from Istanbul, a country whose relative geographic location is unbeknownst to me. Is that a country on the Asian continent or the European continent? Only geographers will ever know.

707 I'm glad this still exists

Excellent contributions. These are all very valid reasons for suicide.

I'll continue:

- Last.fm still doesn't have a name change feature and my original name is worth mocking
- I am critically low on food with no hopes of salvation until Thursday

I guess it depends; I spend most of my waking moments alone, so naturally my thoughts are mostly directed towards myself. I'm pretty attentive to other people when I talk/do stuff with them, however.

What was something that was important in your life that, in recent years, has become a non-factor/irrelevant?

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I fixed it without a .psd because I'm a GFX PROFESSIONAL but I think the other version is better ;-)