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^ #1 2015-12-07 00:16:02

Sync
Member
Registered: 2015-12-06
Posts: 266

Reasons to Kill Yourself

A compendium of everything that justifies the SELF-INFLICTED ANNIHILATION of TUUBA FORUM MEMBERS. Post your very own failures, ones that define you as a piece of shit.

I'll start:

1. I forgot to save my irssi config after my VPS lapsed for the third time
2. My toilet doesn't flush properly


"...you are a neckbeard virgin loser who lives in his mum's basement. You are literally the worst kind of person and I'm not gonna bother replying to you any more or even acknowledging your existence in any way."

-- B1rd

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^ #2 2015-12-07 00:45:08

IppE
Complaints Department
From: Funland
Registered: 2015-10-19
Posts: 2,294
Website

Re: Reasons to Kill Yourself

There will never be a second season of Yuyushiki.

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^ #3 2015-12-07 00:46:48

UnderminE
Glasses
From: İstanbul
Registered: 2015-11-13
Posts: 990
Website

Re: Reasons to Kill Yourself

I have to wake up and do my hair in 5 hours.


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^ #4 2015-12-07 01:25:49

sev
Marshal Admiral
Registered: 2015-10-19
Posts: 199

Re: Reasons to Kill Yourself

I'm running out of tobacco

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^ #5 2015-12-07 02:08:55

Sync
Member
Registered: 2015-12-06
Posts: 266

Re: Reasons to Kill Yourself

Excellent contributions. These are all very valid reasons for suicide.

I'll continue:

- Last.fm still doesn't have a name change feature and my original name is worth mocking
- I am critically low on food with no hopes of salvation until Thursday


"...you are a neckbeard virgin loser who lives in his mum's basement. You are literally the worst kind of person and I'm not gonna bother replying to you any more or even acknowledging your existence in any way."

-- B1rd

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^ #6 2015-12-07 02:22:45

Plakkis
The absolute madman
From: The world
Registered: 2015-10-19
Posts: 744

Re: Reasons to Kill Yourself

Last.fm still doesn't have the function to merge accounts


Everyone has a belief system, B.S., the trick is to learn not to take anyone's B.S. too seriously, especially your own.
No one is free as long as someone is in prison.

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^ #7 2015-12-07 02:31:51

peach
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Registered: 2015-12-01
Posts: 70

Re: Reasons to Kill Yourself

Sync wrote:

- Last.fm still doesn't have a name change feature and my original name is worth mocking

same

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^ #8 2015-12-07 04:41:06

Granger
Cash Money
From: Germany, Kebabland
Registered: 2015-10-20
Posts: 967
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Re: Reasons to Kill Yourself

Being alive.


Life is like a box of chocolates. But theres no candies in there for you.

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^ #9 2015-12-07 05:29:00

ksg
titteli
From: lokaatio
Registered: 2015-10-19
Posts: 405

Re: Reasons to Kill Yourself

I've never contributed to anything worthwhile.


i can't wait to live in the moment

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^ #10 2015-12-07 06:17:25

Zhepyr Valentine
Magical Girl
Registered: 2015-10-21
Posts: 246

Re: Reasons to Kill Yourself

1 Mb/s down internet speed.

Last edited by Zhepyr Valentine (2015-12-07 06:17:39)


I worship the cold and despise the heat

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^ #11 2015-12-07 06:20:32

Khelly
Division 6 keysmasher
From: Not Virrat
Registered: 2015-10-20
Posts: 1,451

Re: Reasons to Kill Yourself

Zhepyr Valentine wrote:

1 Mb/s down internet speed.

I would kill FOR that

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^ #12 2015-12-07 06:37:45

Pirtelö
Cosmic Bun
From: the desert
Registered: 2015-10-21
Posts: 1,413

Re: Reasons to Kill Yourself

I'm nothing special and probably will never contribute anything meaningful to the human race


Primum non nocere

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^ #13 2015-12-07 06:38:14

Pirtelö
Cosmic Bun
From: the desert
Registered: 2015-10-21
Posts: 1,413

Re: Reasons to Kill Yourself

I had to pay 26 dollars for 45 dollars worth of products because nobody fucking ships to kebabland


Primum non nocere

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^ #14 2015-12-07 06:43:45

Khelly
Division 6 keysmasher
From: Not Virrat
Registered: 2015-10-20
Posts: 1,451

Re: Reasons to Kill Yourself

Is jewland kebabland

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^ #15 2015-12-07 06:47:15

Pirtelö
Cosmic Bun
From: the desert
Registered: 2015-10-21
Posts: 1,413

Re: Reasons to Kill Yourself

apparently.

more reasons to kill myself: Israeli post mail is so bad sellers just stop sending stuff here. they have to refund too many people because their things never arrive/arrive 4-5 months later and they lose too much money because of that.


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