^ #1 2015-12-05 19:21:04

Shiringo

Cancer

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Registered: 2015-10-19

Posts: 287

Tuuba Kings

I suck at writing. You have been warned.

The games idea is that im trying to be the King of Finland
I am picking names form Tuuba forum and giving them to my childs

I played as Ihala. Then Terho and now as zertap

So far in Tuuba Kings

Khelly
20 April 771
Khelly was the lord of Pohjanmaan. He had 5 children.
I tried to murder Khelly but never got the chance. The reason to murder Khelly was that if he dies I get his lands.
Sweden attacked many times and they conquered Pohjanmaan and many other lands. And because Khelly was the lord of Pohjanmaa he was now part of Sweden.
But Khelly was a true fin and he revolted many times against Sweden.
And because of this even the king of Sweden backed my plot to murder khelly
Khelly died of depression and his lands were given to plakkis
9 June 833

▼Map

Mara
14 August 774
Mara was a woman. Mara was given to another lord to make alliances.
Mara is the mother of pirtelö
5 november 820

Ippe
18 March 797
Ippe was the original heir. Ippe was married.
Ippe is faher ksg, plakkis and Shiringo.
Ippe died after a period of illness
8 June 824

Abraker
29 July 809
Abraker was Ippes brother
After the death of Terho he was the lord of uusimaa.
He lived there and was a good soldier.
Now his son owns the land.
23 september 839

zertap
18 January 813
Zertap is a good soldier. He is aggressive leader in battle and brilliant strategist.
With this power we can get Finland back from Sweden.
zertap has a fat wive but this gives him a alliances.
And Shiringo is zertaps concubie (We need more babies!)

ksg
14 May 816
ksg is the son of ippe and he owns the province called suomi.
He has been a good vassal and he has nice a mustache.

Plakkis
7 June 817
Plakkis was the son of ippe and he inherited the land of Pohjanmaa
As a child Plakkis hit the cooks son twice and teased ladies.
Plakkis was zertaps rival and wanted to be the king of Finland.
Thats why zertap challenged plakkis to a duel. zertap won and maimed plakkis.
Plakkis died a maimed cripple and ksg inherited the land of Pohjanmaa
17 June 847

▼Map 2

Shiringo
1 November 819
Is a daughter of ippe and is zertaps baby maker.

Pirtelö
5 June 809
Pirtelö was born in a diffrend family. He is now zertaps chancellor.

▼Map 3

Last edited by Shiringo (2015-12-05 19:57:32)

Mara

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Re: Tuuba Kings

rip me

Plakkis

The absolute madman

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Posts: 759

Re: Tuuba Kings

How could I ever lose to zertap. Virtual past-me step your game up

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Everyone has a belief system, B.S., the trick is to learn not to take anyone's B.S. too seriously, especially your own.
No one is free as long as someone is in prison.

Pirtelö

the sanest bun

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Posts: 1,596

Re: Tuuba Kings

i want to be sum gud shite

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16:02:42     Plakkis| You're beyond help sorry

"When you're hungry, eat potato, not ass" t. Jonne 2023

Khelly

IppE's Wife

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Registered: 2015-10-20

Posts: 1,673

Re: Tuuba Kings

Shouldn't I be the lord of Pohjanmaa

B1rd

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Re: Tuuba Kings

wat

Shiringo

Cancer

From: Sea

Registered: 2015-10-19

Posts: 287

Re: Tuuba Kings

Shouldn't I be the lord of Pohjanmaa

Yes but you died and then Plakkis got your land.

UnderminE

Glasses

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Registered: 2015-11-13

Posts: 1,089

Re: Tuuba Kings

Mara
5 november 820

oh that's my birthday

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Plakkis

The absolute madman

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Posts: 759

Re: Tuuba Kings

Mara
5 november 820

oh that's my birthday

Are you sure you and mara aren't connected somehow?

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Everyone has a belief system, B.S., the trick is to learn not to take anyone's B.S. too seriously, especially your own.
No one is free as long as someone is in prison.

fittan

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Registered: 2015-10-30

Posts: 1,537

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Re: Tuuba Kings

Mara
5 november 820

oh that's my birthday

happy late 1195th birthday

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あああああああ

UnderminE

Glasses

From: İstanbul

Registered: 2015-11-13

Posts: 1,089

Re: Tuuba Kings

Mara
5 november 820

oh that's my birthday

Are you sure you and mara aren't connected somehow?

Of course we are connected.

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Mara

Baka

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Re: Tuuba Kings

OLD WOMEN RUNNING THE WORLD
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wny4UptyceU

UnderminE

Glasses

From: İstanbul

Registered: 2015-11-13

Posts: 1,089

Re: Tuuba Kings

Oh fuck, you were a woman. :)))))))))))))))))))

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Plakkis

The absolute madman

From: The world

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Posts: 759

Re: Tuuba Kings

How did Mara give birth to Pirtelö instead of Undermine, I'm sure that's a mistake

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Everyone has a belief system, B.S., the trick is to learn not to take anyone's B.S. too seriously, especially your own.
No one is free as long as someone is in prison.

abraker

Mad Scientist

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Registered: 2015-10-20

Posts: 590

Re: Tuuba Kings

But who is my son!??!

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