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^ #6736 2016-03-04 19:50:55

enet
Womanizer
From: World of Grey
Registered: 2015-10-19
Posts: 1,963

Re: ITT: Pretend we are still writing in osu! OT

K then.

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^ #6737 2016-03-04 20:11:35

Hika
The Anus Destroyer
From: ATL
Registered: 2015-10-21
Posts: 826

Re: ITT: Pretend we are still writing in osu! OT

What?

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^ #6738 2016-03-04 20:18:38

FuZ
cancer incarnate
From: france
Registered: 2015-10-20
Posts: 771

Re: ITT: Pretend we are still writing in osu! OT

that example tho

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^ #6739 2016-03-04 20:24:16

Hades Izanami
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From: Over here
Registered: 2015-10-19
Posts: 2,418

Re: ITT: Pretend we are still writing in osu! OT

▼Here is a little story to enlighten you a bit

A Jobless man applied for the position of 'office boy' at Microsoft. The HR manager interviewed him then watched him cleaning the floor as a test. 'You are employed' he said. Give me your e-mail address and I'll send you the application to fill in, as well as date when you may start. The man replied 'But I don't have a computer, neither an email'. 'I'm sorry', said the HR manager. If you don't have an email, that means you do not exist. And who doesn't exist, cannot have the job.'
The man left with no hope at all. He didn't know what to do, with only $10 in his pocket. He then decided to go to the supermarket and buy a 10Kg tomato crate. He then sold the tomatoes in a door to door round. In less than two hours, he succeeded to double his capital. He repeated the operation three times, and returned home with $60. The man realized that he can survive by this way, and started to go everyday earlier, and return late. Thus, his money doubled or tripled everyday.

Shortly, he bought a cart, then a truck, and then he had his own fleet of delivery vehicles. 5 years later, the man is one of the biggest food retailers in the US He started to plan his family's future, and decided to have a life insurance. He called an insurance broker, and chose a protection plan. When the conversation was concluded the broker asked him his email. The man replied,'I don't have an email.' The broker answered curiously, 'You don't have an email, and yet have succeeded to build an empire. Can you imagine what you could have been if you had an e mail?!!' The man thought for a while and replied, 'Yes, I'd be an office boy at Microsoft!'

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^ #6740 2016-03-04 22:22:15

Aurani
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From: New Mecca, Former Sweden
Registered: 2016-02-26
Posts: 252

Re: ITT: Pretend we are still writing in osu! OT

For all you dirty cocksluts in here.
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The original and not that king of thieves Aurelianus/Gilgamesh.

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^ #6741 2016-03-04 22:30:00

Aurelianus Augustus
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From: Provincia Pannonia Secunda
Registered: 2015-10-20
Posts: 1,786

Re: ITT: Pretend we are still writing in osu! OT

Damnit they stole my semen, froze it and are now selling it.

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^ #6742 2016-03-04 22:39:02

UnderminE
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Posts: 1,089

Re: ITT: Pretend we are still writing in osu! OT

-nature

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^ #6743 2016-03-04 22:47:05

enet
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From: World of Grey
Registered: 2015-10-19
Posts: 1,963

Re: ITT: Pretend we are still writing in osu! OT

Har har.

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^ #6744 2016-03-04 22:50:46

Hika
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Registered: 2015-10-21
Posts: 826

Re: ITT: Pretend we are still writing in osu! OT

disturbing.
I wouldn't even buy it for a penny.

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^ #6745 2016-03-04 22:53:42

Aurelianus Augustus
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Posts: 1,786

Re: ITT: Pretend we are still writing in osu! OT

You'd steal it instead.

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^ #6746 2016-03-05 01:24:00

Aurani
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From: New Mecca, Former Sweden
Registered: 2016-02-26
Posts: 252

Re: ITT: Pretend we are still writing in osu! OT

MVP? Definitely. And I was even sailing a stock Karlsruhe, which is complete garbage even when upgraded.
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The original and not that king of thieves Aurelianus/Gilgamesh.

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^ #6747 2016-03-05 04:07:10

Hades Izanami
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Registered: 2015-10-19
Posts: 2,418

Re: ITT: Pretend we are still writing in osu! OT

Valve wrote:

From March 9 on, if you dont have the Mobile Authenticator enabled, all items you list on the Community Market will be held for up to 15 days before they can be sold.

Are you serious?!

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^ #6748 2016-03-05 04:46:01

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Posts: 1,109

Re: ITT: Pretend we are still writing in osu! OT

Hades Izanami wrote:
Valve wrote:

From March 9 on, if you dont have the Mobile Authenticator enabled, all items you list on the Community Market will be held for up to 15 days before they can be sold.

Are you serious?!

GIVE US YOUR PERSONAL INFORMATION

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^ #6749 2016-03-05 10:55:51

fittan
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Registered: 2015-10-30
Posts: 1,537
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Re: ITT: Pretend we are still writing in osu! OT

this is a result of too many people being retarded enough to get phished/keylogged

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^ #6750 2016-03-05 11:28:36

FuZ
cancer incarnate
From: france
Registered: 2015-10-20
Posts: 771

Re: ITT: Pretend we are still writing in osu! OT

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tfw

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