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I'd argue you should kill yourself in a funny way so that at least your death brings others some entertainment
it doesnt necessarily have to be a in a funny way to be entertaining
Last edited by FuZ (2016-05-03 18:43:56)
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Meh, why don't we all go Evil Knievel oon our way to hell?
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How the hell did I come up with that..
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who the fuck are you? XD
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You can just buy the toughest plastic bag you can find and a bit of tape, so you lie in your bed, put the bag on your head, tape it shut so no air comes in, tape your hands and go to sleep. Chances are extremely good (depending on how tough the bag is) you'll never wake up again, and all it took was some tape and plastic. :V
Alternatively you can just mix 2 litres of vinegar with 2 litres of bleach in your car, wait 10 minutes, step into the car and take one very deep breath. You'll fall unconscious before you even realise it.
People who want to kill themselves can do it without any drama. Those who want drama take the other paths. :V
pure plastic bag causes you to panic, very uncomfortable. breathing helium does not trigger your body to think it is running out of breath as all helium does is replace the oxygen, and your body's breathing reflex depends on carbon monoxide exiting the body rather than oxygen entering which means you will comfortably pass out from breathing helium in a good two or three minutes granted there is no significant oxygen managing to enter your bag and achieve brain death in 20 minutes. it is recommended to properly squeeze out air from your exit bag before filling it with helium and then pulling it over your head while trying to not have any air gush into the bag pushing out the helium
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Helium? Who said anything about helium? I also said the toughest plastic bag, not your cheapo store bag. :p
The toughest one I can buy at the nearest store would be that giant bag where you put a metric shitton of groceries into. That thing is impossible to rip unless you puncture it (hence why you tie your hands) and you have enough air in it to go to sleep naturally or better yet take some sleeping pills. With the bag I could get here, you'd have around 15ish minutes of air without even starting to suffocate, so you can comfortably fall asleep. When you fall asleep and start suffocating your body won't wake you up 9 out of 10 times and it'll just start spazzing, so if you tie your hands good enough, you won't get that thing off no matter what.
I'd still say the single best way to kill yourself painlessly apart from getting a gun is to just go down the bleach and vinegar route, but boy oh boy will the person who finds you be in trouble if you don't put a danger sign outside the entrance because that shit literally burns your respiratory system if you inhale it even once.
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If a flailing body can tear out hooks from a fricking beton wall id not bet on the meager knots your averange person can tie.
And seriously, what do you have against the gas method? Its clean, doesnt inconvience others nearly as much as other methods, doesnt have you panic and flail and is the closest thing you can get to this romanticised fall asleep and never wake up again.
Breathing acid fumes to kill you makes for a damn painful death, have you ever gotten an acid burn?
If you're lookin for style and terror, go snackbar...
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It's because contrary to popular belief, helium suicide CAN be painful. Not only that, but I've dealt with someone who has actually tried killing themselves with the vinegar + bleach option, and the ONLY reason he survived was because he did it in broad daylight in a car where someone noticed it right away and broke the window before anything major could happen. Later on he told me he felt a medium burn in his lungs/throat but couldn't remember ANYTHING past the first breath. That means he literally felt nothing after the first second, what more can you want? All you're required to do is breathe in, not even move. Apart from putting a bullet in your head, that must be the easiest and best method to kill yourself, if you don't give a shit about the safety of others.
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Helium method is the worst if you survive.
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Let's form a big suicide pact. I'm volunteering for the spot of the guy who gets left behind to talk to media about what happened.
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Let's form a big suicide pact. I'm volunteering for the spot of the guy who gets left behind to talk to media about what happened.
ok i want to be the person who die first
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to be the first to play a match of RL with you, Brian.
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