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suddenly wishing I was that person who committed suicide down the street this morning
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how dare you mention watermelons when you know I have an irrational hatred for them?
I would rather die than eat a watermelon
Last edited by Aurani (2016-05-30 19:15:29)
The original and not that king of thieves Aurelianus/Gilgamesh.
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suddenly wishing I was that person who committed suicide down the street this morning
You won't be able to commit suicide before I deflower you.
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What kind of sick fuck hates watermelon?
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also I'm gonna apologize for this fucker's terrible humor that only I can put up with
@enet: I don't like watermelons, slut. They're disgusting and terrifying.
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Stay away from me from now on, you're disgusting.
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You literally ditch me every time I try to push a joke too far, instead of getting baited, so Pirtelo the hoe is actually tolerating it better than you. :p
Also summer is made for people to enjoy corn and watermelons. I probably eat a field of corns every summer and buy at least 20 water melons.
Last edited by Aurelianus Augustus (2016-05-30 19:12:32)
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@enet: I don't like watermelons, slut. They're disgusting and terrifying.
But Suika is adorable
Last edited by Aurani (2016-05-30 19:13:52)
The original and not that king of thieves Aurelianus/Gilgamesh.
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I'm too sexy to be disgusting, what?
Also, I'm sorry Sini, we'll go on a date soon to make up for your dissatisfaction ;p
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omg more watermelons omg yucky
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Are you gonna say you hate chicken now too? Might aswell get out of my sight.
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You better be sorry you little mongrel. I'm expecting at least a 6 hour date where you don't mention how you want to do other people. :V
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Are you gonna say you hate chicken now too? Might aswell get out of my sight.
The original and not that king of thieves Aurelianus/Gilgamesh.
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My limited view of China says it's batshit insane
China's construction projects—which come to my attention periodically in my supposed line of work—are ambitious in scale and form. I'd say they're downright wasteful at times and breathtaking in others. Looking at their lineup of projects across China in the form of skyscrapers, highways, and urbanscapes, I have a lot of mixed feelings that I will casually sum up as "they're nuts."
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tupsu wrote:IppE wrote:Name a person who hasn't had a fit with B1rd.
me
he seems like a lower class idiot and hasn't said anything that strongly rustles my jimjams yetWe can go right now m8 what are your political beliefs
I'm a libtard let's go m8
I can't quote because people are writing too fucking fast but @Brian: the whole Chinese world order idea came from one of my conspiratard friends who is convinced that China will become the next major power after the US
honestly I wouldn't be entirely surprised - EU is too busy infighting and struggling with refugees, Saudi is too conservative, US is going down the shitter once trump gets elected, Russia is stuck too far back in soviet times
(´・ω・`)
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