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^ #10201 2016-06-29 09:21:02

Ambivalence
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Re: ITT: Pretend we are still writing in osu! OT

Brian OA wrote:

What is a woman? A miserable little pile of secrets.

This sounds like something straight out of Planescape Torment.


Don't use “thought” verbs too much: thinks, understands, loves, hates, and a hundred others. Instead of characters knowing, present the details that allow the reader to know them. Instead of a character wanting something, describe the thing so that the reader wants it. Only specific sensory detail: smell, taste, and sound.

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^ #10202 2016-06-29 09:24:47

sonatora
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Re: ITT: Pretend we are still writing in osu! OT

Brian OA wrote:

What is a woman? A miserable little pile of secrets.

women are literally the best mentalists

they can make you do their bidding, read your mind, and be always right in their prediction

it's like the perfect psychic magician


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^ #10203 2016-06-29 09:27:35

Ambivalence
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Re: ITT: Pretend we are still writing in osu! OT

sonatora wrote:
Brian OA wrote:

What is a woman? A miserable little pile of secrets.

women are literally the best mentalists

they can make you do their bidding, read your mind, and be always right in their prediction

it's like the perfect psychic magician

You sound very frustrated by the existence of women. Do you want to take the red pill?

jk that's a fucking cancer sub

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Don't use “thought” verbs too much: thinks, understands, loves, hates, and a hundred others. Instead of characters knowing, present the details that allow the reader to know them. Instead of a character wanting something, describe the thing so that the reader wants it. Only specific sensory detail: smell, taste, and sound.

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^ #10204 2016-06-29 09:33:57

sonatora
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Re: ITT: Pretend we are still writing in osu! OT

not really

im fine with women as long as they don't shit on me


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^ #10205 2016-06-29 09:37:50

Aurelianus Augustus
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Re: ITT: Pretend we are still writing in osu! OT

Granger wrote:

Honestly i wish ours were more test oriented, that way i could just study at home in peace and do my tests and have a good grade rather than having to slog trough hours of sitting and thinking "okay, now tell me something new." and waiting for my classmates.

Tests being 95% of your grade when? I just feel downgrading an pupil that is bored during the lessons because it already knows the things being taught (and thus probably isnt paying as much attention as other pupils) is a load of bullshit. Why do i have to pretend to not know that in order to get good grades and get along with the teachers? Why cant we assemble classes based on skill level rather than having to "balance" them which only leads to the slow being stressed and the fast being bored?
Why is the teachers having to achieve a median quota (class scoring too good = bad, class scoring too bad = bad basically) in the grades for their classes a thing and why cant we just raise/lower the skill level for this to happen?

Ah... as they say, the grass always is greener on the other side...

Tbh I can't really complain about the school system in my country. It's a fair bit harder than the shit I see in the West, but not as disgustingly crushing and time-consuming as in Asia.
That's why the school system here is so good - it gives those who don't want to learn an easier time, but is also flexible enough to make for a good challenge to those who truly want to know more than "do this for your homework".

I might complain a lot about how shitty this part of the world is, but the thing I deeply appreciate about this place is the bond all the people here tend to share - everyone on the Balkan. There are so little people here and not that many cultures that it creates a more personalised environment for learning. Tradition also intertwines well with the limited cultures part so it's a big reason why it's such a stress-free environment here most of the time; you won't see a white kid insulting a negro slave so the negro brings a fucking Browning .50 Cal next day and mows down half the school.


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^ #10206 2016-06-29 09:40:16

Brian OA
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Re: ITT: Pretend we are still writing in osu! OT

Ambivalence wrote:
Brian OA wrote:

What is a woman? A miserable little pile of secrets.

This sounds like something straight out of Planescape Torment.

Castlevania + I don't know what I'm doing

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^ #10207 2016-06-29 09:40:43

Ambivalence
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Re: ITT: Pretend we are still writing in osu! OT

Aurelianus Augustus wrote:

a fucking Browning .50 Cal next day and mows down half the school.

The Browning .50 Cal in action:

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Apparently you have no idea what the fuck is a Browning .50 Cal. You might be using hyperbole to exaggerate the truth, but still, a Browning .50 Cal is something fucking large. Usually they use a Tec-9, Glock, or Mossberg 500 for a school shooting.

Last edited by Ambivalence (2016-06-29 09:46:39)


Don't use “thought” verbs too much: thinks, understands, loves, hates, and a hundred others. Instead of characters knowing, present the details that allow the reader to know them. Instead of a character wanting something, describe the thing so that the reader wants it. Only specific sensory detail: smell, taste, and sound.

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^ #10208 2016-06-29 09:43:41

Aurelianus Augustus
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Re: ITT: Pretend we are still writing in osu! OT

It's a thing called exaggeration. I didn't think I'd need to explain why I mentioned it since usually even people who live under rocks know the stereotype of the murrican gun culture.


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^ #10209 2016-06-29 09:50:24

Brian OA
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Re: ITT: Pretend we are still writing in osu! OT

>not shooting your school with a camera

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^ #10210 2016-06-29 09:52:08

Aurelianus Augustus
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Re: ITT: Pretend we are still writing in osu! OT

I'll shoot something into your arse.


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^ #10211 2016-06-29 09:57:40

Granger
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Re: ITT: Pretend we are still writing in osu! OT

Ambivalence wrote:
sonatora wrote:
Brian OA wrote:

What is a woman? A miserable little pile of secrets.

women are literally the best mentalists

they can make you do their bidding, read your mind, and be always right in their prediction

it's like the perfect psychic magician

You sound very frustrated by the existence of women. Do you want to take the red pill?

jk that's a fucking cancer sub

Well, i looked at it and the current top post (https://www.reddit.com/r/TheRedPill/com … your_life/) IS good advice but i dont get what this has to do masculinity or american brainwashing.
Hes basically saying that you should take care of your needs before you do your wants, else your needs are going to get into the way of your wants. Sounds solid to me.


Life is like a box of chocolates. But theres no candies in there for you.

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^ #10212 2016-06-29 10:07:27

enet
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Re: ITT: Pretend we are still writing in osu! OT

When did you turn into such an edgelord Brian? D:


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^ #10213 2016-06-29 10:08:17

Pirtelö
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Re: ITT: Pretend we are still writing in osu! OT

side effects of talking to Aurani


16:02:42     Plakkis| You're beyond help sorry

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^ #10214 2016-06-29 10:13:39

Brian OA
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Re: ITT: Pretend we are still writing in osu! OT

Aurelianus Augustus wrote:

I'll shoot something into your arse.

I can do without the lead

enet wrote:

When did you turn into such an edgelord Brian? D:

Who knows... Maybe I was always one. I donned all sorts of masks and uniforms to blend with the crowd over the years, but the trenchcoat always beckoned.

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^ #10215 2016-06-29 10:22:01

tupsu
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Re: ITT: Pretend we are still writing in osu! OT

some poor retarded child who got laid is sitting next to me on the bus while its baby carrier, that it is just ignoring unless it falls over or almost out of the bus, has managed to tip over three times
if I never come back assume that the lard crushed me while the bus was turning

(and reminder that I only use retard in its actual meaning. why do I live near so many disabilities)


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