ITT: Pretend we are still writing in osu! OT

Pirtelö · ^

GladiOol wrote:

https://twitter.com/neiltyson/status/748157273789300736
https://twitter.com/neiltyson/status/748157603176419328
why are you doing this black science man. why are you like this.

what the fuck is this

GladiOol · ^

That's just NDT the twitter-scientist solving all political philosophy in one tweet! We are all blessed by his great intelligence and may our new overlord of Rationalia accept me into his loving arms, for one day I too wish to be enlightened by his intelligence, which he himself was able to achieve by sniffing Carl Sagan's farts.

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Pirtelö · ^

even the name he came up with is bad

tupsu · ^

introduction to my country for all you peasants

Brian OA · ^

Translate+Context please

tupsu · ^

Brian OA wrote:

Translate+Context please

it's poland ball style, each ball represents a county (like states but we're too small to call them states)
all the pictures are from the coats of arms of each county

top right is saying 'drug?', because that's the russian majority county full of drug addicts and aids
the two separated ones on the left are islands
võro and seto are kinda like different names for the same place, setomaa was an ancient area that had the same culture and was bit larger than current võrumaa
the sad looking dude right above/next to latvia is livonia I think, where they speak a weird mongrel language that's finnic but combined out of estonian and latvian
there's a lot of finns coming in on a boat, because.. that's just what they do (to buy all our alcohol)
the colourful dude is sleeping because nothing EVER happens there, the guy with an onion is the most prominent onion growing area
the bottom island was vikings, they burned down swedish cities and everything
the one with sunglasses is our summer vacation spot and has loads of beaches
no idea why high dude is high
dude next to high dude is tartumaa where everyone is a hipster university student, the university is also pictured

in the first version there were also tiny estonian swedes on the left corner next to the one saying bõrk, because swedes used to live there
but that one uses the flags of the counties which looks pretty boring and shit

Aurani · ^

tupsu wrote:

top right is saying 'drug?', because that's the russian majority county full of drug addicts and aids

It also reads "Friend?" in Russian.

tupsu · ^

Aurani wrote:

tupsu wrote:
top right is saying 'drug?', because that's the russian majority county full of drug addicts and aids
It also reads "Friend?" in Russian.

I'm a bit retarded in general but I feel like it might as well be both
yeah that area is super close to russia and like 80% of the people are russian speaking mainly, and drugs are an issue

fittan · ^

tupsu wrote:

http://i.imgur.com/ZSXDZTR.png
introduction to my country for all you peasants

the swedish speaking part of my family is primarily from saaremaa

also fun story my dad was on a work trip to that eastern bit of eesti with an estonian colleague who is fluent in russian. they went to a restaurant and she, out of pure refusal to accept that russians exist in such a large majority and speak almost only russian, ordered their food in estonian. the waiter, out of pure refusal to accept that estonians who largely speak russian on an at least communicational level do not speak russian in the russian part of estonia, refused to take their order in estonian despite the shop having their menu in both russian and estonian. they battled with this for a while until the waiter had to give in and be talked to in estonian while responding in russian.

fenno-estonian alliance when? pls make it happen we're even reducing the price of our own alcohol which could hurt the estonian economy a wee bit.
also eesti has IIRIS.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDulSkBuJOo

Last edited by fittan (2016-06-30 23:32:50)

enet · ^

Estonia sounds like a place I'd go to if I wanted to see unicorns and fairies.

IppE · ^

Pärgel.

tupsu · ^

fittan wrote:

tupsu wrote:
http://i.imgur.com/ZSXDZTR.png
introduction to my country for all you peasants
the swedish speaking part of my family is primarily from saaremaa
also fun story my dad was on a work trip to that eastern bit of eesti with an estonian colleague who is fluent in russian. they went to a restaurant and she, out of pure refusal to accept that russians exist in such a large majority and speak almost only russian, ordered their food in estonian. the waiter, out of pure refusal to accept that estonians who largely speak russian on an at least communicational level do not speak russian in the russian part of estonia, refused to take their order in estonian despite the shop having their menu in both russian and estonian. they battled with this for a while until the waiter had to give in and be talked to in estonian while responding in russian.
fenno-estonian alliance when? pls make it happen we're even reducing the price of our own alcohol which could hurt the estonian economy a wee bit.
also eesti has IIRIS.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDulSkBuJOo

Iiris is pretty qt yes, and stories like that aren't entirely uncommon

enet wrote:

Estonia sounds like a place I'd go to if I wanted to see unicorns and fairies.

aren't unicorns a welsh thing or something
we do have fairies though 100% confirmed

IppE wrote:

Pärgel.

in estonian that's basically an old person swear

fittan · ^

ar yuo a fairy

enet · ^

tupsu is a fairy confirmed

Granger · ^

Hey EneT since now you've seen my legs did i drop in your ranking list??

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