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Aurani · ^

Granger wrote:

Nice. What are those three meals tho.

First one, salmon w/ egg and spaghetti
I crack an egg and mix it in a bowl, roll a salmon filét in it and then adding some salt and pepper onto it before sprinkling breadcrumbs on it. Fry it on medium/medium-high on all 4 sides if possible. While it's doing that I add salt and pepper and maybe some crushed herbs and curry into the egg mix and pour that into the pan as well to make a tiny omelette (i.e flavour it however the fuck you want). Meanwhile I boil the water and add spaghetti to it. With all that on the stove I grab some mayo and pickled cucumbers, dicing up the cucumber and mixing in some mayo and ketchup to make a poor man's remoulade/mary rose sauce to serve on the side, once everything's done cooking I put it on a plate, dab some lemon extract onto the salmon and eat it.

Second one, some sad excuse for a chili con carne or whatever the fuck I wanna call it since I kinda made this myself by simply experimenting.
I peel and chop up 1-2 carrots and 1-2 onions (yellow or red), depending on size, fry that up a bit on both sides before adding half a kilo of ground meat (I prefer a mix of beef/pork as it is juicier), fry that shit up, flip it around and break it apart until the meat's brown all over. Then I add a carton of crushed tomatoes, a carton of various beans/peas and a bit of water, optionally also 2-3 dl of cremé fraiche (I think I need to stop with this since I've noticed myself getting noticably fatter after adding this, but it makes it so much more tastier), mix that up evenly until it's a nice color, meanwhile I'm once again boiling up water to make spaghetti. I let the stew simmer for a bit before adding salt, pepper, oregano, basil and thyme in various amounts, and of course, some chili for a little more bite. Oh right, I also have 1-3 crushed garlics sometime between frying the meat and adding the tomato. Then I mix it thoroughly and let it simmer for a bit more until the pasta's done, put that shit on a plate and shred some parmesan over it.

This post is already an essay, I might post some more meals later.

As for this perfume/cologne discussion, fuck that shit, people don't realize how much hazardous chemicals are in that shit, same with detergent, that shit stinks like fuck once you stay away from those things for a while.
Natural human pheromones are there for a reason, if two people think the other "smell nice", it's a sign of good genetical compability and that your children have a very high chance of inheriting good genes, perfume and such ofc mask this so that they can get some hay-lay and then have retarded kids cos they're trying to cheat natural selection and genetic evolution.

Last edited by Aurani (2016-07-04 17:12:25)

fittan · ^

Zhepyr Valentine wrote:

Plakkis wrote:
When was being a good cook have anything to do with masculinity anyways
Because cooking is women's job.
Not sure how it is in the first world, but here in the arse of the world there are a lot of adult males who think that way. My dad can't boil water. I don't even think he knows how to turn the stove on.

no it's not, most top chefs are males

fittan · ^

also le shill meme https://forums.tuuba.moe/viewtopic.php?id=90

Pirtelö · ^

Aurani wrote:

As for this perfume/cologne discussion, fuck that shit, people don't realize how much hazardous chemicals are in that shit, same with detergent, that shit stinks like fuck once you stay away from those things for a while.
Natural human pheromones are there for a reason, if two people think the other "smell nice", it's a sign of good genetical compability and that your children have a very high chance of inheriting good genes, perfume and such ofc mask this so that they can get some hay-lay and then have retarded kids cos they're trying to cheat natural selection and genetic evolution.

ofc you only use perfumes to get laid and have retarded babies.
some people just want to smell nice, you know.

enet · ^

I naturally smell nice too.

Pirtelö · ^

yes but what if u can smell like lavender and apples or some shit thats also nice

UnderminE · ^

Just noticed Modlog

IppE · ^

Reading posts outside the ITT thread helps with stuff like that.

Hika · ^

shani I completely agree with you lol

I'm currently wearing Angel by Thierry Mugler and it's amazing. It's strong enough and lasts so long <3
It's a winter scent though; I'm wearing the eau sucree for the summer until it gets cooler outside

Pirtelö · ^

Hika wrote:

shani I completely agree with you lol
I'm currently wearing Angel by Thierry Mugler and it's amazing. It's strong enough and lasts so long <3
It's a winter scent though; I'm wearing the eau sucree for the summer until it gets cooler outside

bruh ur going to have retarded babies
you should try Halloween (by jesus del pozo I think???), it doesn't stay for long sadly but the scent is ridiculously good, it's probably my favorite perfume ever. it smells so fresh it makes you feel like you just got out of a nice, long shower

Zhepyr Valentine · ^

fittan wrote:

Zhepyr Valentine wrote:
Plakkis wrote:
When was being a good cook have anything to do with masculinity anyways
Because cooking is women's job.
Not sure how it is in the first world, but here in the arse of the world there are a lot of adult males who think that way. My dad can't boil water. I don't even think he knows how to turn the stove on.
no it's not, most top chefs are males

I know. I tried arguing like that but people just say, "They probably still have their wives cook for them at home".

On the whole perfume thing, I rarely used one. A girl once said I smell like soap though.

Yoeri · ^

Perfume is fucking gross

Granger · ^

I had a post for both the cooking and the perfume stuff but appartently i forgot to press submit before i closed the browser.

So have idiocy at its finest:
http://i.imgur.com/6c0KbU1.mp4

sonatora · ^

Granger wrote:

I had a post for both the cooking and the perfume stuff but appartently i forgot to press submit before i closed the browser.
So have idiocy at its finest:
http://i.imgur.com/6c0KbU1.mp4

i remember seeing this somewhere i forgot where

Granger · ^

Today is fucking lame on the internet. Imgur is full with MERICAN INDEPENCE EXPLOSHIONS and sexy women. Doesnt look much better on the rest of the internet. Laaame. Dun care for merica being noisy yet again and sexy women.

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