^ #10591 2016-07-11 13:36:34

Aurelianus Augustus

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Re: ITT: Pretend we are still writing in osu! OT

Yesterday 2 people got shot and killed by some maniac two streets away from my apartment, today a guy got bitten to death by 2 Pit Bulls on the other side of the river, not even 100m from my apartment.

Thank God I'm chilling on the countryside.

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enet

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From: World of Grey

Registered: 2015-10-19

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Re: ITT: Pretend we are still writing in osu! OT

What the hell are you even talking about?

I have to explain every joke I tell, didn't I?

I'm expressing my surprise at IppE's shipping costs in a roundabout way.

First, I used a Spongbob quote that is an internet meme: "this isn't your everyday darkness, this is.... advanced darkness". This quote was originally intended to ridicule or express some form of "advanced darkness" Then, I shifted it into "this isn't your everyday shipping, this is.... [fill in the blank] kind of shipping" or something like that.

Second, I used a double entendre. Shipping means to send or transport by ship, rail, truck, plane, etc. It also means the practice of imagining pairings between two fictional characters.

Third, I used some slang and convention rooted in people's minds: Orange and toothpaste goes very bad together.

Last, I satirized the extremities of shipping in otaku culture, with all the yuri r34 going on. So I added -chan & -kun honorifics to orange and toothpaste to make an extremity for satire of shipping in otaku culture.

I assumed that most people here will get this joke because people often use anime avatars here, and it's a satire about shipping in otaku culture involving Sponegbob, double entendres, and common slang.

I'm not much of a weeb as you, sorry.

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Granger

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Re: ITT: Pretend we are still writing in osu! OT

Dont explain the joke. NEVER explain the joke.

Ambivalence, generally simpler jokes work better, focus on a single thing and make it the punchline. The -chan and -kun thing did not help making your joke any funnier whatsoever.

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UnderminE

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Re: ITT: Pretend we are still writing in osu! OT

oh my god he actually explained it word by word

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enet

Womanizer

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Re: ITT: Pretend we are still writing in osu! OT

Even the girls have started laughing at you dude.

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Pirtelö

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Re: ITT: Pretend we are still writing in osu! OT

there are no girls in this forum anyway

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Re: ITT: Pretend we are still writing in osu! OT

I assumed that most people here will get this joke because people often use anime avatars here, and it's a satire about shipping in otaku culture involving Sponegbob, double entendres, and common slang.

Aurani

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Re: ITT: Pretend we are still writing in osu! OT

I assumed that most people here will get this joke because people often use anime avatars here, and it's a satire about shipping in otaku culture involving Sponegbob, double entendres, and common slang.

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Ambivalence

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Re: ITT: Pretend we are still writing in osu! OT

So, I assume I'm the only one here who knows what the fuck is Spongebob Squarepants and what is shipping?

Last edited by Ambivalence (2016-07-11 14:47:15)

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Aurani

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From: New Mecca, Former Sweden

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Re: ITT: Pretend we are still writing in osu! OT

I'm pretty sure we all know what Spongebob and shipping is, you just tried way too hard to make a joke that only made sense in your own head, and then you explained it...

Last edited by Aurani (2016-07-11 15:00:25)

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enet

Womanizer

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Re: ITT: Pretend we are still writing in osu! OT

Leave him be, he just wanted to be a kool kid for once.

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Hades Izanami

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Re: ITT: Pretend we are still writing in osu! OT

Congrats Ambi, you're the new village idiot.

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Re: ITT: Pretend we are still writing in osu! OT

Congrats Ambi, you're the new village idiot.

Oh you aren't sneaking your way out of that title so easily.

Hades Izanami

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Re: ITT: Pretend we are still writing in osu! OT

Too late

enet

Womanizer

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Posts: 1,991

Re: ITT: Pretend we are still writing in osu! OT

Shut up boat, you're more consistent in your idiocy.

Ambi is just a young, thirsty, Chinese boy looking to make it big in the Tuuba world and get all the ladies.  He does things in a weird way but his intentions are of the most ambitious of goals.

Last edited by enet (2016-07-11 16:34:36)

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