ITT: Pretend we are still writing in osu! OT

tupsu · ^

I've had bacon like three times in my life but it's hella neat
having a boyfriend who's good at making breakfast foods is very nice since I'm terrible at frying things

SaigonAlice · ^

tupsu wrote:

I've had bacon like three times in my life but it's hella neat
having a boyfriend who's good at making breakfast foods is very nice since I'm terrible at frying things

What's it like as a modern empowered woman?

tupsu · ^

SaigonAlice wrote:

tupsu wrote:
I've had bacon like three times in my life but it's hella neat
having a boyfriend who's good at making breakfast foods is very nice since I'm terrible at frying things
What's it like as a modern empowered woman?

it's fantastic I get to carry a knife along and not be questioned about my motives (which is to find victims to slaughter for my next demon invocation btw, not to defend myself from assault or something dumb like that)
also your attempt at a burn is pretty invalid since 1) my boyfriend lives 2 countries away and thus can make breakfast for me for about 2 weeks in the whole year, and 2) aside from making breakfast, I'm the cook in the relationship

Aurani · ^

Cooking bacon is so damn easy to do though.
You take the strips out, slap them into a medium-high heated pan and let it fry on one side for about 2min before flipping them over to the other, then it's a matter on your prefered level of crispiness to further adjust +-30s.

Hika · ^

oooooh cooking.
Haven't been able to cook for my fiancé lately but I can't wait cause I'm getting a degree in housewifing

Aurani · ^

Hika wrote:

oooooh cooking.
Haven't been able to cook for my fiancé lately but I can't wait cause I'm getting a degree in housewifing

When you're done you can come and be my live-in maid. '3'

SaigonAlice · ^

tupsu wrote:

SaigonAlice wrote:
tupsu wrote:
I've had bacon like three times in my life but it's hella neat
having a boyfriend who's good at making breakfast foods is very nice since I'm terrible at frying things
What's it like as a modern empowered woman?
it's fantastic I get to carry a knife along and not be questioned about my motives (which is to find victims to slaughter for my next demon invocation btw, not to defend myself from assault or something dumb like that)
also your attempt at a burn is pretty invalid since 1) my boyfriend lives 2 countries away and thus can make breakfast for me for about 2 weeks in the whole year, and 2) aside from making breakfast, I'm the cook in the relationship

I was not attempting a burn at all...lol I was genuinely just cracking a joke. Normal social interaction, as they say.

I don't know why you were put on the defensive but I'm sorry that you've been prompted to feel that way.

Last edited by SaigonAlice (2016-08-16 11:40:01)

Koma · ^

Aurani wrote:

Hika wrote:
oooooh cooking.
Haven't been able to cook for my fiancé lately but I can't wait cause I'm getting a degree in housewifing
When you're done you can come and be my live-in maid. '3'

Imma be the rem to her ram

Last edited by Koma (2016-08-16 12:13:36)

tupsu · ^

SaigonAlice wrote:

tupsu wrote:
SaigonAlice wrote:
tupsu wrote:
I've had bacon like three times in my life but it's hella neat
having a boyfriend who's good at making breakfast foods is very nice since I'm terrible at frying things
What's it like as a modern empowered woman?
it's fantastic I get to carry a knife along and not be questioned about my motives (which is to find victims to slaughter for my next demon invocation btw, not to defend myself from assault or something dumb like that)
also your attempt at a burn is pretty invalid since 1) my boyfriend lives 2 countries away and thus can make breakfast for me for about 2 weeks in the whole year, and 2) aside from making breakfast, I'm the cook in the relationship
I was not attempting a burn at all...lol I was genuinely just cracking a joke. Normal social interaction, as they say.
I don't know why you were put on the defensive but I'm sorry that you've been prompted to feel that way.

because I think you're a complete twat and I'm not really interested in holding a conversation with you
and I honestly don't see what joke you were attempting if not the 'hurrdurr guy cooks for girl = equality' one

Aurelianus Augustus · ^

Aurani wrote:

When you're done you can come and be my live-in maid. '3'

You're my filthy immigrant tho. And no, you can't have any negro pets in my house.

SaigonAlice · ^

tupsu wrote:

because I think you're a complete twat and I'm not really interested in holding a conversation with you
and I honestly don't see what joke you were attempting if not the 'hurrdurr guy cooks for girl = equality' one

Are we not currently holding a conversation? Not a particularly pleasant one, but conversation nonetheless.

Anyway, it's a joke that requires a lot of context that I suppose you wouldn't be aware of. My apologies.

Aurani · ^

Aurelianus Augustus wrote:

You're my filthy immigrant tho. And no, you can't have any negro pets in my house.

I'm going to invade your homeland and milk it for everything it's worth like a swarm of locusts.
It'll probably take years though so I hope you're stocked up on anti-depressants and have a good therapist.

Aurelianus Augustus · ^

The therapist I once took was expensive as fuck, so half the bill comes from your pocket. :V

Aurani · ^

Joke's on you, my pockets are filled by the government.

Sync · ^

fittan wrote:

i mean bacon is a good spice but as a primary meat its so fucking bad

You are NOT welcome in America

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