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also no I'm not okay I can feel the life seeping out my fucking urethra
maybe you should stop consuming alcohol for a week
i dont want to lose the best mom
isitoolate
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that low-carb straciatella taste protein milkshake isn't even that bad
it may have consistency of semen and taste of semen but it's still kinda okay
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>stop consuming alcohol for a week
>stop consuming alcohol
>stop
>for a week
not sure what you're doing here son
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ToraSona is talking shit, please continue killing yourself so I can rejoice when you die.
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And this is why I live, because you being older than me will mean you die first and I'll rejoice over you. <3
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Nigga's got the shortest life expectancy tho
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that low-carb straciatella taste protein milkshake isn't even that bad
it may have consistency of semen and taste of semen but it's still kinda okay
are you sure it tastes like semen
(´・ω・`)
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And this is why I live, because you being older than me will mean you die first and I'll rejoice over you. <3
You're gonna die in a random store robbery or when you steal a bike or a watermelon from the wrong nigga.
Either that or you'll die from being on my slave farm. :V
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What're you drinking kind sir? Curious to know.
And yes, started out my day with a cheap bottle of wine. That's how you know it's gonna be a great day.
EDIT: also, i'm never dying niggas, black don't crack and asian's dont age
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my town has that perfect fucking brewery Giesinger Bräu which sells 100% homegrown beer only in their tavern and they're a simple private company
The Erheller is fucking mighty, can't wait to try out the Sternhagel, the Sternhagel is so heavy that it'll make you full and drunk once you're done, it's so famous for that that the cup for that beer has the label upside down
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What're you drinking kind sir? Curious to know.
And yes, started out my day with a cheap bottle of wine. That's how you know it's gonna be a great day.
EDIT: also, i'm never dying niggas, black don't crack and asian's dont age
Brewdog Punk IPA.
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That sounds really good Jesus.
gonna get my hands on this sooner or later
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EDIT: also, i'm never dying niggas, black don't crack and asian's dont age
Good intentions, bad message.
Also GaySonAlice, don't "honey" me, you freak.
Last edited by Hades Izanami (2016-08-20 19:21:04)
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Anyone else thinking trash boat became much more aggresive lately? Did he start taking roids or smth?
Life is like a box of chocolates.
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