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^ #91 2016-08-22 16:38:27

Hades Izanami
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Re: What's cooking good looking?

Yes?

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^ #92 2016-08-22 16:47:46

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Re: What's cooking good looking?

Hades Izanami wrote:

Yes?

teach me how to make ice cream fam.

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^ #93 2016-08-23 07:16:09

FirstTroph
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Re: What's cooking good looking?

They call this a """bacon""" here:
bekon
Fucking nuke my shithole, you can't even get real bacon here and I don't really wanna spend 2 hours of my time just to get to the city to buy some bacon.

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^ #94 2016-08-23 12:43:50

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Re: What's cooking good looking?

Where are you фrom? Russia? That still looks pretty good


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^ #95 2016-08-23 14:50:28

FirstTroph
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Re: What's cooking good looking?

Yep, unfortunately, I'm из России. And, well, I didn't say it looks bad, but it's more like a piece ham rather than of bacon, despite it being the former, mostly because there should much more fat than this, imo.

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^ #96 2016-08-23 14:57:44

FirstTroph
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Re: What's cooking good looking?

That's how thin bliny must be:
bliny
Remember, kids: if you somebody tells you that bliny should be thick, then fucking execute them right away since it's heresy and bullshit.

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^ #97 2016-08-23 15:38:26

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Re: What's cooking good looking?

FirstTroph wrote:

Yep, unfortunately, I'm из России. And, well, I didn't say it looks bad, but it's more like a piece ham rather than of bacon, despite it being the former, mostly because there should much more fat than this, imo.

Still haram as fuck and tasty, which is what matters.

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^ #98 2016-08-23 16:18:08

Granger
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Re: What's cooking good looking?

FirstTroph wrote:

That's how thin bliny must be:
https://pp.vk.me/c604418/v604418875/1fb … Tm1q1U.jpg
Remember, kids: if you somebody tells you that bliny should be thick, then fucking execute them right away since it's heresy and bullshit.

Blini? This looks like starved pancake.


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^ #99 2016-08-23 18:04:06

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Re: What's cooking good looking?

FirstTroph wrote:

That's how thin bliny must be:
https://pp.vk.me/c604418/v604418875/1fb … Tm1q1U.jpg
Remember, kids: if you somebody tells you that bliny should be thick, then fucking execute them right away since it's heresy and bullshit.

kot bliny!!!!
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^ #100 2016-08-23 18:05:40

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Re: What's cooking good looking?

What's the recipe for making bliny? They seem awfully familiar to the pancakes we make here in Sweden.

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^ #101 2016-08-23 18:09:18

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Re: What's cooking good looking?

Aaah the way your cat looks at camera <3


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^ #102 2016-08-23 18:26:07

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Re: What's cooking good looking?

LunarStorm wrote:

What's the recipe for making bliny? They seem awfully familiar to the pancakes we make here in Sweden.

lol thicc bliny
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5UOowIxfX88

UnderminE wrote:

Aaah the way your cat looks at camera <3

it's a russian mene



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^ #103 2016-08-23 18:36:22

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Re: What's cooking good looking?

That's identical to Swedish pancakes!

I guess that means we've been consuming russian propaganda for years. inb4 Putin considers us russian and invades ;_;

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^ #104 2016-08-23 18:39:17

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Re: What's cooking good looking?

fittan wrote:
UnderminE wrote:

Aaah the way your cat looks at camera <3

it's a russian mene

:(


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^ #105 2016-08-23 19:41:32

FirstTroph
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Re: What's cooking good looking?

Granger wrote:

Blini? This looks like starved pancake.

omg, blini are not pancakes, I'm so triggered right now!!!

Seriously, though, I don't know why thick blin is called simply "blin" while a thick one is called "pancake". They're almost the same thing.

There's just so much fucking wrong with this guy, geez. Ok, fuck his weird recipe of how to make the liquid for blini, fuck the amount of oil he pours onto the pan, fuck the thickness of his blini which are actually pancakes, but adding jam AND fucking mayo is just completely fucked up.

LunarStorm wrote:

What's the recipe for making bliny? They seem awfully familiar to the pancakes we make here in Sweden.

Welp, there are a lot recipes out there if you wanna make them as thin as mine, then you gonna need 3 eggs, 0,5 l of milk, 200 gr of flour, ~2 table spoon of sugar and 2 pinches of salt (not a fucking table spoon). Put the eggs, sugar and salt in the bowl, pour the milk, the ~50 gr of flour and start mixing all of that as furious as if you're jerking off to your favourite drawn chinese girl, just don't spill the liquid all around the kitchen. Add 50 more gramms of flour each time you see/feel the previous portion is merged with the liquid until you're out of flour. Then make sure you've got the right condensity: if it's too liquid, add a bit more flour, and if it's on the opposite, then add some milk. I also let it stay for ~20 minutes after I'm done.
Then, basically, do everything Boris said, but with pouring less oil and choosing a flat pan. I measured that you should wait ~40 seconds before flipping and then ~35 more and it'll be ready. Oh, and add oil everytime you make a new blin.

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