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^ #16 2016-08-23 14:46:03
- Hika
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Re: Tuuba Mafia 3: The Return of Mafia [TOWN VICTORY]
SO DIS FLAVORLESS?
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^ #17 2016-08-23 15:12:10
- LunarStorm
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Re: Tuuba Mafia 3: The Return of Mafia [TOWN VICTORY]
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^ #18 2016-08-23 15:16:02
^ #19 2016-08-23 15:52:56
- Hika
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Re: Tuuba Mafia 3: The Return of Mafia [TOWN VICTORY]
Sorry that was in but you can give it to the other guy.
I can always replace.
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^ #20 2016-08-23 16:02:20
^ #21 2016-08-23 16:44:54
Re: Tuuba Mafia 3: The Return of Mafia [TOWN VICTORY]
Sons of Gondola. Ah, the most terrifying event occurred to the mafia in recent years. Such a humiliating defeat made mafia retreat back to Italy and rethink their strategy. Well, that's what people thought. Nobody was really sure what mafia was up to after leaving Tuubatown. While the battle against mafia in Italy was raging, there were no visible connections between the mafia in Italy and the mafia that tried to take over Tuubatown. Some people also speculated that mafia were masquerading as immigrants in Finland or Sweden. Why, though? That's stupid! In any case, mafia has been defeated and Tuubatown has found peace.
It has been several years since then. Life is pretty quiet and calm in Tuubatown. Almost all of the townsfolk are having a drink in the ITT-Baari, having conversations about why Hitler was a great man and about the current poor status of immigration. As usual, someone is masturbating over drawn girls with penises in the corner and the South American is still dancing on a table while shouting nonsense. It is hard for tourists to visit Tuubatown, as some drunk idiot put a hug pillow in the flag pole, making tourists do a 180 degree turn as soon as they would see it. While the town is filled with failures, the mood is great for most of the people. Unfortunately, that changed this morning.
People wake up at glorious 4PM and walk right in to ITT-Baari to drink some more. However, alcohol is not being served today. The bartender has been murdered on his counter. Upon further inspection it appears that the bartender has been tortured with a knife before being finished off with a bullet. His eyeballs have been ripped out and all of his fingers are completely missing. Whoever did this is a fucking insane bastard. Not only that, but the corpse is also very fresh. Maybe a bit too fresh.
We have a work to do, boys. Seems like some of us ain't legit. Mafia's back.
Roles are being sent. Game starts very soon.
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^ #22 2016-08-23 17:18:41
^ #23 2016-08-23 17:20:07
- Plakkis
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Re: Tuuba Mafia 3: The Return of Mafia [TOWN VICTORY]
Alrighty folks, we got a situation at hand. I mean, how the fuck are we supposed to get beer now that no one else actually knows how to serve?
Everyone has a belief system, B.S., the trick is to learn not to take anyone's B.S. too seriously, especially your own.
No one is free as long as someone is in prison.
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^ #24 2016-08-23 17:22:32
- enet
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Re: Tuuba Mafia 3: The Return of Mafia [TOWN VICTORY]
Obviously we should throw our suspicions to the ones who don't drink and who here is underage? Tupsu. What a slut, taking our glorious alcohol away >:(
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^ #25 2016-08-23 17:22:53
Re: Tuuba Mafia 3: The Return of Mafia [TOWN VICTORY]
Too bad TB didn't join because that would've been an easy day-1 lynch bandwagon with zero regrets.
Fun fact, despite being a goddamn admin, I can't cheat with edits thanks to modlog!
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^ #26 2016-08-23 17:24:35
- Plakkis
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Re: Tuuba Mafia 3: The Return of Mafia [TOWN VICTORY]
Well what can you do, game would've been way too easy that way. Now we actually have to find someone to blame.
Idk, let's see what tupsu has for her defence in this alcolol matter
Everyone has a belief system, B.S., the trick is to learn not to take anyone's B.S. too seriously, especially your own.
No one is free as long as someone is in prison.
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^ #27 2016-08-23 17:32:03
- LunarStorm
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Re: Tuuba Mafia 3: The Return of Mafia [TOWN VICTORY]
At least the lack of beer will help us get off our drunk asses and figure out a solution, which will include killing our neighbors based on intuition.
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^ #28 2016-08-23 17:35:28
- Plakkis
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Re: Tuuba Mafia 3: The Return of Mafia [TOWN VICTORY]
Hey hey, no one talked about killing just yet, we're just trying to find someone to pour our frustration on the lack of hangover fixer. Hangover driven intuition is imo a great start, there we can continue with rational (yeah right) conclusions on who should be the one working for the non-alcohol mafia
Everyone has a belief system, B.S., the trick is to learn not to take anyone's B.S. too seriously, especially your own.
No one is free as long as someone is in prison.
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^ #29 2016-08-23 17:38:53
^ #30 2016-08-23 17:39:37
- Plakkis
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Re: Tuuba Mafia 3: The Return of Mafia [TOWN VICTORY]
I know, but you never know who might jump on the amazing pacifistic no-lynch train where only the mafia can win.
Everyone has a belief system, B.S., the trick is to learn not to take anyone's B.S. too seriously, especially your own.
No one is free as long as someone is in prison.
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