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^ #1 2015-11-23 13:11:52
CYOA Thread
We already know how this works, right? Okay let's go
Light peers through the window and into your room. Sunlight lands on your face, bringing your delightful slumber to an end. Inching your eyes open, you awaken to an overwhelmingly beautiful morning outside. The overwhelming light fades to reveal a view of a fresh blanket of snow covering houses and trees, the sun shining ever so brightly outside, and your heater silently humming by the corner of the bedroom as it warms up the room.
You get up, slip into your bunny slippers, and shuffle towards your dresser. The polished hardwood floor gives as you slide your feet across the room. You grab your glasses and check the time on your alarm clock.
"8:00 AM", you say in a raspy voice.
A good time to be awake, you think.
Your name is Gregory Berrycone, a lone man in his early twenties living in the outskirts of town. You ditched the good life for a more humble one of dead end jobs and welfare. That, however, did not stop you from living your life to the fullest. Why, just today you were going to
[] Prepare the best coffee in the world
[] Play video games and shitpost on forums
[] Go to town and make crazy faces at people
[] Make a Tinder account and get a girlfriend
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^ #3 2015-11-23 13:19:18
- LunarStorm
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Re: CYOA Thread
[x] Prepare the best coffee in the world
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^ #4 2015-11-23 13:31:43
- ksg
- titteli
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- Registered: 2015-10-19
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Re: CYOA Thread
[x] Play video games and shitpost on forums
i can't wait to live in the moment
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^ #5 2015-11-23 13:48:39
- Shiringo
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Re: CYOA Thread
[x] Play video games and shitpost on forums
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^ #6 2015-11-23 14:36:58
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Re: CYOA Thread
(why not both meme)
[x] Prepare the best coffee in the world
[x] Play video games and shitpost on forums
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^ #9 2015-11-23 16:28:27
- Hades Izanami
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Re: CYOA Thread
[X] Make a Tinder account and get a girlfriend
Morning Granger
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^ #10 2015-11-23 16:36:52
- sev
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Re: CYOA Thread
[x] Prepare the best coffee in the world
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^ #11 2015-11-23 16:37:41
- Pirtelö
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[x] Play video games and shitpost on forums
16:02:42 Plakkis| You're beyond help sorry
"When you're hungry, eat potato, not ass" t. Jonne 2023
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^ #12 2015-11-23 21:09:16
- UnderminE
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Re: CYOA Thread
[x] Prepare the best coffee in the world
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^ #13 2015-11-24 04:38:09
- abraker
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Re: CYOA Thread
[x] Prepare the best coffee in the world
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^ #14 2015-11-24 15:29:15
Re: CYOA Thread
[X] Prepare the best coffee in the world
Everyone in town used to get quite excited over drinks. There were sommeliers and brewers that would gather around the town square and share their knowledge with the common people. Home breweries, family diners, and local businesses would capitalize on them until the town was known for producing the best of drinks. Wine, beer, tea, juice, and coffee—if it could be drunk, your town had the best of it to offer.
That is, until a Starbucks opened up there and the promise of free WiFi coupled with hipsters ruined everything.
But not all of it was lost. You were still alive, and with you, the knowledge from eons past.
You adjust your glasses and groggily shuffle your way out of the bedroom. Today, you think, you will brew a most spectacular coffee. One so good that would stop any customer from going to cheap coffee shops and any employee to kill themselves for working there. You walk down the short hallway and into the kitchen, where the coffee machine awaits your instructions. You stop to think.
You've been preparing your own coffee every morning for years, and you know it is only subpar at best. What you need is a strategy. Something new and different...
[] Jack off into your coffee
[] Go over the process while talking to yourself in terribly broken English
[] Pour the coffee over ice and drink it outside in the cold
[] Import some top-tier Panamanian coffee beans
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^ #15 2015-11-24 15:32:30
- Aurelianus Augustus
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[x] Jack off into your coffee
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