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^ #301 2015-11-18 01:15:47

Hades Izanami
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Re: Ask the next person anything

Initiate a peace contract with the giant spiders

What do you think about Rick & Morty?

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^ #302 2015-11-18 02:13:19

Aurelianus Augustus
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Re: Ask the next person anything

Who the fuck are Rick and Morty? Nothing in particular.

[version for guys]

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You go on an expedition with your mother and your 8-month pregnant wife. You are all starving to death and are thirsty. You pray to your God/gods to be saved and get an answer:
Either cut off your legs and feed them (and they will be given water as a bonus) so they survive, but slowly bleed out to death just as the chopper with the rescuers arrives, OR choose to either save yourself by killing both of them and eating them (you'll still get water as a bonus), OR attempt to rescue one of them alongside yourself by either:

A) strangling your mother and eating her, but one of you has a 37% chance at getting infected and dying a horrible, painful death, or

B) carefully cutting open your wife's stomach so you get the baby out and eat it, but you have a 1.35% chance at rescuing both your mother AND your wife alongside yourself

[version for girls]

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You go on an expedition with your mother and the guy of your dreams. You are all starving to death and are thirsty. You pray to your God/gods to be saved and get an answer:
Either cut off your legs and one arm and feed them (and they will be given water as a bonus) so they survive, but slowly bleed out to death just as the chopper with the rescuers arrives, OR choose to either save yourself by killing both of them and eating them (you'll still get water as a bonus), OR attempt to rescue one of them alongside yourself by either:

A) strangling your mother and eating her, but one of you has a 37% chance at getting infected and dying a horrible, painful death, or

B) sacrificing your legs up to the kneecaps so you don't bleed to death and they both have a 44% chance at surviving (each), but as some side effect God/the gods will turn you into the female version of Patrick Ewing with horrible, horrible acne problems and half-rotten teeth

What will you choose?

(Yes, I think I had too much roleplaying today)

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^ #303 2015-11-18 05:09:16

abraker
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Re: Ask the next person anything

Woah sounds almost exactly like something from the movie The Canyon.

I'm a guy and I choose B. Sounds like the least riskiest move. Regardless, it is expected at least one of us to die, so it's more about who fights to live and who wants to give themselves up at that point. The 1.35% chance comes from all of us surviving, and if one of us dies the odds should be much greater. Besides, I don't like the 18.5% chance of me dying a painful death in choice A.


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^ #304 2015-11-18 05:24:51

Hades Izanami
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Re: Ask the next person anything

and because of your death, you forgot to ask a new question

dumbass

plot or no plot?

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^ #305 2015-11-18 05:42:42

Pirtelö
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Registered: 2015-10-21
Posts: 1,596

Re: Ask the next person anything

plotitty

when do you usually get up?


16:02:42     Plakkis| You're beyond help sorry

"When you're hungry, eat potato, not ass" t. Jonne 2023

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^ #306 2015-11-18 08:29:18

Shiringo
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Re: Ask the next person anything

Now!
9 - 11 in a morning.

Favorite animu?

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^ #307 2015-11-18 08:35:25

ksg
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Re: Ask the next person anything

I don't think I have seen anything I'd like more than Steins;Gate. Always open for suggestions, though. Not that I'd ever actually get myself to watch anything, too busy playing vidya like a faggot

What is the latest series (animu or not) that you watched?

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i can't wait to live in the moment

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^ #308 2015-11-18 12:19:50

abraker
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Posts: 590

Re: Ask the next person anything

Arch Enemy wrote:

and because of your death, you forgot to ask a new question

oops

I watched No Game No Life last

How early do you wake up on average?


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^ #309 2015-11-18 14:42:21

Pirtelö
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Posts: 1,596

Re: Ask the next person anything

around 6:30 am.

what is your favorite cereal


16:02:42     Plakkis| You're beyond help sorry

"When you're hungry, eat potato, not ass" t. Jonne 2023

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^ #310 2015-11-18 14:52:50

zertap
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Registered: 2015-10-19
Posts: 621
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Re: Ask the next person anything

I don't really eat cereal. Müsli is good though, not sure if it counts.

ksg wrote:

I don't think I have seen anything I'd like more than Steins;Gate. Always open for suggestions, though.

Read the VN!

Last VN you have read?

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^ #311 2015-11-18 14:54:12

UnderminE
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From: İstanbul
Registered: 2015-11-13
Posts: 1,089

Re: Ask the next person anything

Rose Guns Days

Last movie you have seen then?


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^ #312 2015-11-18 14:57:28

Pirtelö
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Posts: 1,596

Re: Ask the next person anything

don't remember

what's the most expensive item you've bought yourself?


16:02:42     Plakkis| You're beyond help sorry

"When you're hungry, eat potato, not ass" t. Jonne 2023

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^ #313 2015-11-18 15:03:43

UnderminE
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Registered: 2015-11-13
Posts: 1,089

Re: Ask the next person anything

A dark blue dress for my graduation which costed 90 usd, I'm poor

Are you okay with pirating games


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^ #314 2015-11-18 15:20:44

Plakkis
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From: The world
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Posts: 759

Re: Ask the next person anything

If the company behind the game sucks ass, I have no problem with it

On what kind of budget you live on?


Everyone has a belief system, B.S., the trick is to learn not to take anyone's B.S. too seriously, especially your own.
No one is free as long as someone is in prison.

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^ #315 2015-11-18 15:53:13

Granger
Cash Money
From: Germany, Kebabland
Registered: 2015-10-20
Posts: 1,003
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Re: Ask the next person anything

Too little. Thankfully most of my costs are covered by other people. think2

Be rich  and unhappy or poor and happy?


Life is like a box of chocolates. But theres no candies in there for you.

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