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^ #46 2015-12-08 17:47:06
^ #47 2015-12-08 20:07:15
- ksg
- titteli
- From: lokaatio
- Registered: 2015-10-19
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Re: Tuuba Kings
ksg's wife died and now his wife is Aurelianus Augustus
This would fit right in the "reasons to kill yourself"-thread
i can't wait to live in the moment
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^ #48 2015-12-08 20:29:48
- Aurelianus Augustus
- Restitutor Orbis
- From: Provincia Pannonia Secunda
- Registered: 2015-10-20
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Re: Tuuba Kings
For me, yes.
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^ #49 2015-12-09 10:49:00
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^ #50 2015-12-13 16:46:37
- Shiringo
- Cancer
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- Registered: 2015-10-19
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Re: Tuuba Kings
We are back.
Things are looking good in Tuuba finland but the lack of babys is rising.
So what happend between the year 886 - 915.
Ksg wanted one heir and he had 2 sons. Into and sev. So ksg banished sev and Into was the new heir
Kgs attacked the lands of slavs. But he was troubled by financial issues and got depressed
Died of depression
7 April 896
After the death of ksg Into was the king. But he did not last long he went war against the norway and won.
And then this happen.
Long live the king Granger
Granger
29 January 874
Is ksg's grandson.
B1rd has been in the prison for 25 years and he owns the land of karjala. So Granger let B1rd out.
Granger wanted the land that B1rd had and so he went war with B1rd. So B1rd is back at the prison and has only 1 province.
Granger went war against Sweden and won but his only son Ahvo died fighting against the Sweden king.
So now Granger needs a son. So he now has 3 wives and 1 lover. His lover gave Granger a son and 1 wive is pregnant and Granger is not the father.
Railey2
30 June 915
Is Grangers son. Just born.
fittan
29 July 908
Grangers daughter.
Is slow like his father
Fuz
1 November 875
Is ksg's Granddaugher.
Is a wife of High Chief Tõll of Livonia. One of the Finlands vassal.
B1rd
21 July 848
He wanted to be the king and didn't like ksg. He lived 30 years in prison and died there.
Died a natural death
18 September 911
UnderminE
10 August 852
Is a son of zertap and is the lord of Kola. He is the vassal of ksg.
His sons Undermine and zertap died of illness
He continued been the super sex king.
Auni was 19 years old.
Kukka was 27 Years old.
But the sex was not good enough.
Undermine died of severe stress.
21 July 913
Now his son Sárra owns the north kingdom of finland.
Last edited by Shiringo (2015-12-13 22:34:44)
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^ #51 2015-12-13 17:22:49
- UnderminE
- Glasses
- From: İstanbul
- Registered: 2015-11-13
- Posts: 1,033
Re: Tuuba Kings
KIDS
TOO MUCH SEX WILL KILL YOU
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^ #52 2015-12-13 17:27:14
- Hades Izanami
- Supreme Senpai
- From: Over here
- Registered: 2015-10-19
- Posts: 2,344
Re: Tuuba Kings
define too much
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^ #53 2015-12-13 17:28:35
^ #54 2015-12-13 22:30:05
Re: Tuuba Kings
Granger -> Grenger -> Greanger
Welp. And im not very smart huh, letting free B1rd then warring him... could've just tortured him until he surrenders his land.
Life is like a box of chocolates.
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^ #55 2015-12-14 04:46:51
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Re: Tuuba Kings
So my brother died fucking bitches and I died after a three decades in jail... huh
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^ #56 2015-12-14 07:42:13
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^ #57 2015-12-14 08:41:21
- Aurelianus Augustus
- Restitutor Orbis
- From: Provincia Pannonia Secunda
- Registered: 2015-10-20
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Re: Tuuba Kings
Wait, where do I fit into all of this? I cba going through 5 pages... all I see is that Brian is next to me and xxJesusxx is possibly tied to me in some way..... wat?
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^ #58 2015-12-14 08:59:49
- Shiringo
- Cancer
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- Registered: 2015-10-19
- Posts: 287
Re: Tuuba Kings
Wait, where do I fit into all of this? I cba going through 5 pages... all I see is that Brian is next to me and xxJesusxx is possibly tied to me in some way..... wat?
Your Father was Zertap and mother Shiringo.
Your Brothers were B1rd and Undermine. Sisters were Brian OA and Gumpyy
You were King ksg's wife in some point and at the same time Undermine fucked you so hard that you made inbred baby.
Now you are just and ordinary woman in Grangers court
The family tree is so big that its hard to understand now. I will take better picture next time.
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^ #59 2015-12-14 09:03:20
- Aurelianus Augustus
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- From: Provincia Pannonia Secunda
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Re: Tuuba Kings
That's just pure fucking gold.
THE INBRED CHILDREN SHALL CONQUER EUROPE!
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^ #60 2015-12-19 19:47:09
- Shiringo
- Cancer
- From: Sea
- Registered: 2015-10-19
- Posts: 287
Re: Tuuba Kings
War is boring! Nothing is happening! Blah blah.
The Family Tree
https://i.imgur.com/t1GN3gi.png
https://i.imgur.com/grLLRe5.png
https://i.imgur.com/ranOW22.png
New members of Tuuba family.
Mindfang
7 November 915
Daughter of Granger. Is in training to become soldier.
Soner
18 August 916
Is Grangers bastard son.
enet is his guardian.
Mahogany
11 December 916
Is Grangers Daughter. Is learning to become spymaster.
What is our goal? First Granger needs to reform the Suomenusko Faith (Because we don't want to be Catholic. Right?) so that we can adopt feudalism and not be tribal. After that is done we can star to conquer the rest of Scandinavia.
What we have now
So what Granger did. He needed a son and now he has one and three daughter. He didn't want more babys and dumped his 2 wives. His regular wife was old so there was low chance of pregnancy. So no worry.
But Granger was still lustful for love.
After that something bad happend
What Granger needs to do now is strengthen the faith of suomenusko and so he did.
After this Granger was not interested in pussy.
and was possessed.
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