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^ #13651 2016-09-14 06:44:15
- Aurani
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Re: ITT: Pretend we are still writing in osu! OT
Also to all you neanderthal fucks a few pages back who don't know how to cook a steak.
Rule #1, high heat, you want to incinerate it so you get a light char on both sides for a nice crispy brown surface, without turning it into charcoal, once one side is done, flip it and leave it there for about 66-75% of the time you spent charring the first side (so you actually cool the stove down a bit to prevent overcooking it), then lower the heat to medium or medium-low depending how you want your steak.
Once both sides are charred it's time to decide how you want your steak, medium-rare, medium-done, or god forbid, well done (you fucking unsophisticated pleb).
This highly depends how thick of a cut you have, for every centimeter of thickness you want to cook it anywhere between 30-60s per step of 'done', medium-rare? You should only need to let it sit for at most a minute extra. For a nice medium-done you want about 3 minutes.
And don't fucking poke the steak around like an amateur, only flip it once and leave it there (unless you notice it's getting way too charred on the 2nd side, if so then flip it once more), poking the steak puts pressure on it which causes juices to seep out.
Now why high heat? A good cut of steak is full of juices, if you cook it on anything lower than medium-high you will cause the juices to evaporate and seep out of the steak, leaving you with a slab of leather in your pan, by charring both sides ASAP you prevent most of these juices from escaping and keeping the meat tender.
If you have a shitty cut that's dried up and stale you want to find a recipe for a marinade that you like and let that fucker soak in it over night in your fridge to soak up and tenderize.
If you still end up with a slab of leather you should probably kill yourself for ruining a good steak. (Unless the steak was really fucking shit quality and you thought you could do without a marinade in which case you should still kill yourself for being an inexperienced pleb).
But seriously though, cooking, just like everything in life, requires practice, these tips should help you make a less shitty steak.
Last edited by Aurani (2016-09-14 06:51:27)
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^ #13652 2016-09-14 07:38:48
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Re: ITT: Pretend we are still writing in osu! OT
That's how I cook steak you condescending shitlord, my steak is top notch.
Butter and extra virgin olive oil tend to smoke easily, that's why I like to use beef tallow or clarified butter. As a side note this was some top quality cultured craft butter, $9.50/200g.
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^ #13653 2016-09-14 10:12:32
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Re: ITT: Pretend we are still writing in osu! OT
whats wrong with you people...wheres the spice? the marinade?
people who dont spice their meat are barbarians
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^ #13654 2016-09-14 10:30:07
Re: ITT: Pretend we are still writing in osu! OT
whats wrong with you people...wheres the spice? the marinade?
people who dont spice their meat are barbarians
you add that you retard, he was only talking about the fucking cooking process
fuck yall and everything, baking is always better
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^ #13655 2016-09-14 12:20:07
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Re: ITT: Pretend we are still writing in osu! OT
Download *insert lossless format here*, convert to ogg/vorbis, fuck youtube and fuck mp3
I have a flac and mp3 for everything I download from Bandcamp.
Flac for Winamp and mp3 for itunes.
The itunes is for the ipod classic.
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^ #13656 2016-09-14 13:47:02
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Re: ITT: Pretend we are still writing in osu! OT
Congrats to auraniin for reaching page 911
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^ #13658 2016-09-14 14:00:10
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Re: ITT: Pretend we are still writing in osu! OT
I want to be femdommed by smug Shinoa hard
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^ #13660 2016-09-14 16:06:37
- tekihtimaliolan
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Re: ITT: Pretend we are still writing in osu! OT
I want to be femdommed by smug Shinoa hard
i'd rather get stepped on by trap shimakaze
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^ #13661 2016-09-14 16:09:50
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filthy fuckin degenerate
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^ #13663 2016-09-14 17:15:42
- Hika
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Re: ITT: Pretend we are still writing in osu! OT
Savage.
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^ #13664 2016-09-14 17:57:54
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Re: ITT: Pretend we are still writing in osu! OT
i want shinoa to punish me for being a filthier fucking degenerate
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^ #13665 2016-09-14 18:01:30
- Hades Izanami
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Re: ITT: Pretend we are still writing in osu! OT
i want shinoa to punish me for being a filthier fucking degenerate
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