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[X] Import some top-tier Panamanian coffee beans
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[x] Jack off into your coffee
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[x] Jack off into your coffee
16:02:42 Plakkis| You're beyond help sorry
"When you're hungry, eat potato, not ass" t. Jonne 2023
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[x] Jack off into your coffee
WE KHELLY NOW
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[x] Go over the process while talking to yourself in terribly broken English
Inside coffee is flesh.
i can't wait to live in the moment
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[x] Import some top-tier Panamanian coffee beans
Were is my blueberry pie.
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[x] Pour the coffee over ice and drink it outside in the cold
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Jack off into your coffee: 6
Import some top-tier Panamanian coffee beans: 3
Go over the process while talking to yourself in terribly broken English: 1
Pour the coffee over ice and drink it outside in the cold: 1
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You shamelessly pull up some urethra insertion porn on your phone and begin to lightly beat off. You recall that you are nothing more than a degenerate and a bottom. As you put yourself down and lose yourself in the idea of being dominated by some imaginary girl that does not exist, you have already emptied your seed in your cup.
The salty mess has been sprawled chaotically about the kitchen, ruining your virgin granite tabletop.
Nonetheless, you decide to go all the way and stir the coffee with your meat rod. At first you nearly scald yourself, but you quickly adjust to the heat. You continue stirring until your sausage shrinks back to its sorry size and turns flaccid.
You take a whiff of your particular blend.
"NYOHO~" you exclaim in surprise, finding the mixture of manjuice and coffee beans extremely pungent. You take a sip with anticipation and—
[...]
You've finished evacuating your bowels.
Needless to say, you're now fully awake and ready to embark on a glorious day.
What do you do now?
[] Play MMOs
[] Go into town
[] Go to school
[] Learn how to skitch
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Play online MMO's
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Play online MMO's
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