ITT: Pretend we are still writing in osu! OT

Ambivalence · ^

Justed downloaded Baldr Sky Dive 1 & 2 and used the Chinese patch. Someone is gonna be busy for awhile.

Pirtelö · ^

for girls, going to a barber means only one thing
you're not allowed to go out for a week until your hair looks somewhat ok. in that week, u must cry your eyes out and attempt you shave your hair with a microwave

UnderminE · ^

It reminds me of that time when I had a real short bob-cut. I couldn't give a good shape to my ridiculously curly hair so I had to go to a barber whenever I took a shower. Now my hair looks like this and I so want to get a haircut again.

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Plakkis · ^

9 years since the last visit to a barber, dead cells are surprisingly in hair form

FuZ · ^

IppE · ^

tupsu wrote:

how much was shipping

Too much to be honest.

Ambivalence · ^

Holy shit, this isn't your everyday shipping, this is shipping-orange-juice-san-with-toothpaste-kun kind of shipping.

Last edited by Ambivalence (2016-07-11 13:28:30)

enet · ^

What the hell are you even talking about?

Ambivalence · ^

enet wrote:

What the hell are you even talking about?

I have to explain every joke I tell, didn't I?

I'm expressing my surprise at IppE's shipping costs in a roundabout way.

First, I used a Spongbob quote that is an internet meme: "this isn't your everyday darkness, this is.... advanced darkness". This quote was originally intended to ridicule or express some form of "advanced darkness" Then, I shifted it into "this isn't your everyday shipping, this is.... [fill in the blank] kind of shipping" or something like that.

Second, I used a double entendre. Shipping means to send or transport by ship, rail, truck, plane, etc. It also means the practice of imagining pairings between two fictional characters.

Third, I used some slang and convention rooted in people's minds: Orange and toothpaste goes very bad together.

Last, I satirized the extremities of shipping in otaku culture, with all the yuri r34 going on. So I added -chan & -kun honorifics to orange and toothpaste to make an extremity for satire of shipping in otaku culture.

I assumed that most people here will get this joke because people often use anime avatars here, and it's a satire about shipping in otaku culture involving Sponegbob, double entendres, and common slang.

Last edited by Ambivalence (2016-07-11 13:34:16)

Aurelianus Augustus · ^

Yesterday 2 people got shot and killed by some maniac two streets away from my apartment, today a guy got bitten to death by 2 Pit Bulls on the other side of the river, not even 100m from my apartment.

Thank God I'm chilling on the countryside.

enet · ^

Ambivalence wrote:

enet wrote:
What the hell are you even talking about?
I have to explain every joke I tell, didn't I?
I'm expressing my surprise at IppE's shipping costs in a roundabout way.
First, I used a Spongbob quote that is an internet meme: "this isn't your everyday darkness, this is.... advanced darkness". This quote was originally intended to ridicule or express some form of "advanced darkness" Then, I shifted it into "this isn't your everyday shipping, this is.... [fill in the blank] kind of shipping" or something like that.
Second, I used a double entendre. Shipping means to send or transport by ship, rail, truck, plane, etc. It also means the practice of imagining pairings between two fictional characters.
Third, I used some slang and convention rooted in people's minds: Orange and toothpaste goes very bad together.
Last, I satirized the extremities of shipping in otaku culture, with all the yuri r34 going on. So I added -chan & -kun honorifics to orange and toothpaste to make an extremity for satire of shipping in otaku culture.
I assumed that most people here will get this joke because people often use anime avatars here, and it's a satire about shipping in otaku culture involving Sponegbob, double entendres, and common slang.

I'm not much of a weeb as you, sorry.

Granger · ^

Dont explain the joke. NEVER explain the joke.

Ambivalence, generally simpler jokes work better, focus on a single thing and make it the punchline. The -chan and -kun thing did not help making your joke any funnier whatsoever.

"Whiteboards are remarkable."

UnderminE · ^

oh my god he actually explained it word by word

enet · ^

Even the girls have started laughing at you dude.

Pirtelö · ^

there are no girls in this forum anyway

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