ITT: Pretend we are still writing in osu! OT

sonatora · ^

wow you losers really watch people kicking balls in a field full of grass

you fucking nerds how about you go outside and kick balls too

Brian OA · ^

Soccer has its share of issues and then some, but I enjoy it nonetheless. It's slow paced and drawn out, but that really makes the (good) plays and games shine like a diamond in the rough. The same could even be said of teams a league since there's so much shit floating around. Still, that's all I need out of a sport I'm only ever going to watch from the corner of my eye.

I guess I also enjoy following certain teams and watching them grow.

Hades Izanami · ^

Granger wrote:

Soccer is boring because all the teams always seem to play only defensive, theres little to no action because this and anytime something actually happens someone fouls or fakes someone fouled, then people exaggeratedly faceplant on the grass to see if they can get a free elfmeter shot at the goal to make up for their zero offensive game.
Boring and fake as fuck.

Get Rocket League and tell me later.

sonatora wrote:

wow you losers really watch people kicking balls in a field full of grass
you fucking nerds how about you go outside and kick balls too

Be careful what you wish for.

https://youtu.be/YAlZ3hv-Ilk

Brian OA · ^

Rocket League has a much faster pace, though. The only thing you can really appreciate there is pulling a play with rocket car controls which would be about as hard to use as getting four or five people to kick ball around properly.

fittan · ^

tupsu wrote:

fittan wrote:
enet wrote:
Why do you have a needlessly massive gif signature?
It's as big as pedorani's faggotry levels.
i swear 90% of my adblocker's custom filters is just gif signatures from this forum
http://i.imgur.com/RI7PtRV.png
witcher has had a really strong negative effect on my total internet use

i'm aware

tupsu · ^

IppE wrote:

email wrote:
Thank you for your order from Anime Dakimakura Pillow! We wanted to let you know that your order (#10363) was shipped via Hong Kong Post on 7/11/2016. You can track your package at any time using the link below.
Aww yeah.

how much was shipping
I kinda want one but I'm afraid of my mother judging me for getting a girl one, since she doesn't know I'm a bit gay (and my boyfriend and best friend would both rag me to no end about it)

y'all nerds whining about football being boring try out basketball, an attack has to happen every 24 seconds so you can't play slow

Ambivalence · ^

Justed downloaded Baldr Sky Dive 1 & 2 and used the Chinese patch. Someone is gonna be busy for awhile.

Pirtelö · ^

for girls, going to a barber means only one thing
you're not allowed to go out for a week until your hair looks somewhat ok. in that week, u must cry your eyes out and attempt you shave your hair with a microwave

UnderminE · ^

It reminds me of that time when I had a real short bob-cut. I couldn't give a good shape to my ridiculously curly hair so I had to go to a barber whenever I took a shower. Now my hair looks like this and I so want to get a haircut again.

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Plakkis · ^

9 years since the last visit to a barber, dead cells are surprisingly in hair form

FuZ · ^

IppE · ^

tupsu wrote:

how much was shipping

Too much to be honest.

Ambivalence · ^

Holy shit, this isn't your everyday shipping, this is shipping-orange-juice-san-with-toothpaste-kun kind of shipping.

Last edited by Ambivalence (2016-07-11 13:28:30)

enet · ^

What the hell are you even talking about?

Ambivalence · ^

enet wrote:

What the hell are you even talking about?

I have to explain every joke I tell, didn't I?

I'm expressing my surprise at IppE's shipping costs in a roundabout way.

First, I used a Spongbob quote that is an internet meme: "this isn't your everyday darkness, this is.... advanced darkness". This quote was originally intended to ridicule or express some form of "advanced darkness" Then, I shifted it into "this isn't your everyday shipping, this is.... [fill in the blank] kind of shipping" or something like that.

Second, I used a double entendre. Shipping means to send or transport by ship, rail, truck, plane, etc. It also means the practice of imagining pairings between two fictional characters.

Third, I used some slang and convention rooted in people's minds: Orange and toothpaste goes very bad together.

Last, I satirized the extremities of shipping in otaku culture, with all the yuri r34 going on. So I added -chan & -kun honorifics to orange and toothpaste to make an extremity for satire of shipping in otaku culture.

I assumed that most people here will get this joke because people often use anime avatars here, and it's a satire about shipping in otaku culture involving Sponegbob, double entendres, and common slang.

Last edited by Ambivalence (2016-07-11 13:34:16)

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