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Hika · ^

I'm not going vegan for the simple fact that I love meat

inb4 dick jokes so I'm just gonna say I love all meat, including dick

UnderminE · ^

GladiOol wrote:

Aurelianus Augustus wrote:
GladiOol wrote:
Yeah, I think the biggest problem with becoming vegan is that all food takes 50 hours to prepare before it tastes semi-decent, whereas meat is meat, and meat is good. It'd be far too time-consuming and I'm also far too lazy to consider becoming a vegetarian or vegan.
But... isn't meat the thing that needs to be cooked before it tastes good? I can always grab a bell pepper or carrot and eat it and I'm fine, but try to do that with meat and you have a problem.
You think raw carrots taste good?

Yes.

I can't eat cooked ones instead.

FuZ · ^

GladiOol wrote:

Aurelianus Augustus wrote:
GladiOol wrote:
Yeah, I think the biggest problem with becoming vegan is that all food takes 50 hours to prepare before it tastes semi-decent, whereas meat is meat, and meat is good. It'd be far too time-consuming and I'm also far too lazy to consider becoming a vegetarian or vegan.
But... isn't meat the thing that needs to be cooked before it tastes good? I can always grab a bell pepper or carrot and eat it and I'm fine, but try to do that with meat and you have a problem.
You think raw carrots taste good?

raw carrots taste better than cooked carrots tbh

tekihtimaliolan · ^

obligatory reminder

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TFFeYLmEARw

Aurani · ^

Pirtelö wrote:

how can you call the bitches around here fake if your waifu is both trash and not existing in the first place

I already said it, she's better than the real thing because the real thing is repulsive.
Doesn't that make the real thing trash if it can't even begin to keep up with a fake?

As for eating veggies, I'm completely unable to stomach 90% of nature's candy. Apples, strawberries, they all taste terrible to me. People would always say to me "try these strawberries, they're sooo sweet" and then I feel like retching because of how disgusting they taste.

Cucumbers, carrots, squash, peas and other garden veggies I can stomach fairly well in moderation. Not tomatoes though, I don't find their texture pleasant to sink my teeth into.

My existance is ironic really, my parents both have green thumbs and I grew up on the countryside eating fresh veggies from our own garden, and yet I can't stomach most of it.

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FuZ · ^

i received a job interview request for my first job ever, fuck me

Pirtelö · ^

turn around

also carrots are the only veggies i can eat raw and not in a salad or some other way lmao

IppE · ^

So I spent my night being producitve and I tried to crack my various passwords with hashcat.

Long story short, my simplest password takes 300 years to crack with my gpu even if you know the exact namespace of the characters and the length of the password.

ippe

sonatora · ^

Hika wrote:

I'm not going vegan for the simple fact that I love meat
inb4 dick jokes so I'm just gonna say I love all meat, including dick

mom

Pirtelö · ^

she's being honest

Aurelianus Augustus · ^

Aurani wrote:

I already said it, she's better than the real thing because the real thing is repulsive.
Doesn't that make the real thing trash if it can't even begin to keep up with a fake?
As for eating veggies, I'm completely unable to stomach 90% of nature's candy. Apples, strawberries, they all taste terrible to me. People would always say to me "try these strawberries, they're sooo sweet" and then I feel like retching because of how disgusting they taste.
Cucumbers, carrots, squash, peas and other garden veggies I can stomach fairly well in moderation. Not tomatoes though, I don't find their texture pleasant to sink my teeth into.
My existance is ironic really, my parents both have green thumbs and I grew up on the countryside eating fresh veggies from our own garden, and yet I can't stomach most of it.

It's called being a spoiled little shit.

Koma · ^

Raw carrots are the best form of carrot imo

sonatora · ^

Aurani wrote:

Pirtelö wrote:
how can you call the bitches around here fake if your waifu is both trash and not existing in the first place
I already said it, she's better than the real thing because the real thing is repulsive.
Doesn't that make the real thing trash if it can't even begin to keep up with a fake?
As for eating veggies, I'm completely unable to stomach 90% of nature's candy. Apples, strawberries, they all taste terrible to me. People would always say to me "try these strawberries, they're sooo sweet" and then I feel like retching because of how disgusting they taste.
Cucumbers, carrots, squash, peas and other garden veggies I can stomach fairly well in moderation. Not tomatoes though, I don't find their texture pleasant to sink my teeth into.
My existance is ironic really, my parents both have green thumbs and I grew up on the countryside eating fresh veggies from our own garden, and yet I can't stomach most of it.

I actually feel bad to those people that can't stomach fruits but this is on a whole new level

Do you literally just eat meat everyday without even considering proper balance on your diet?

Hika · ^

I mean, I agree with Aurani. I can't stomach fruits properly. They're just... Really disgusting. Like even though people say "oh, these are really sweet" or "these are really juicy" and etc, the first bite of whatever they give me is disgusting. I don't eat fruits because they all have a weird, SIMILAR taste to them.

Also my doctor put me on a new medication and I fucking hate it. I feel so sick and weak but my back is so much better ):

Aurani · ^

sonatora wrote:

Do you literally just eat meat everyday without even considering proper balance on your diet?

I put onions and carrots in my meat stews, but everyday balance? Fuck no.
Cucumbers is something I eat when I can find some of the locally grown ones, the ones from Spain tastes like shit.

Besides, once you've had game, you don't wanna eat anything else. Pros of having a hunter dad.

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